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Day One - 09:00:01: Ali (Big Brother) ushers in the new housemates.
"Big Brother, can I have some more loo roll?"
He sees ant run off with it from the corner of his eye and a chase ensues.
Ant is very annoyed. Big Brother is ignoring him!!
Ant is going to eat all the sugar in the house!
Ant runs around, dodging everyone's large feet. Ant is annoyed, as no one notices him, as he's too small. BUT, he is happy as well, as that means no one will vote him out.
22:44
Ant dodges Meka as he falls to the floor, gravely drunk. Ant walks into diary room to complain about other housemates. What will Big Brother say??
After two hours of running round the garden trying to escape the chainsaw-weilding meka, Wookiee suddenly realises that the damn thing isn't even running.
Getting a second wind, and unleashing a blood-curdling ROAR, he picks up the plank of wood which forms the see-saw of the obstacle course, and proceeds to pursue meka back around the garden in the opposite direction...
*SLAM*
"There... that should do it."