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"Girls only"

If there is any of you gals who post here and live in or around belfast could you get in touch with me please.

TheGingerbreadman wrote:
> If there is any of you gals who post here and live in or around
> belfast could you get in touch with me please.


Belfast eh?

Ever heard of Banbridge?

I live there.

But I am not a girl.

*cough*
Pedo
*cough*

TheGingerbreadman wrote:

> my other friend
> must lure in paedos to take the mickey out of

This is possibly the least sensible idea that anyone has ever had.

Black Glove wrote:
> It's all true lies... and I spelt 'lying' wrong. It must be the
> sex-change hormones affecting my brain patterns.

By God, you're crazy.

It's all true lies... and I spelt 'lying' wrong. It must be the sex-change hormones affecting my brain patterns.

What are you lying about?

Is that lie that you are lying?

Or is the lie the bazoomers bit? I know which I want to be the lie. Hey! A boiled sweet! Wow, what a day!

It's time for me to come clean: I'm really a girl; 18 years old; have huge bazoomas; into spanking and other kinky sex-play; I live in a big tower called "Phallus One"; I'm blonde; a nymphomaniac; and I like men to be like ravenous satyrs in the mould of Marquis de Sade. - Oh, and I'm lieing.

Lawrence wrote:
> Ashley wrote:
> B) Try and find a girl on this site!
>
>
> I'm a girl! :-)

Called "Lawrence?"

(pats head) not the sharpest tool in the box eh?

it was a generalisation

Ashley wrote:
> B) Try and find a girl on this site!


I'm a girl! :-)

um, this sounds very weird, i think you will find zero takers.

A) nobody wants to talk to a random bloke named after confectionary, who could be a stalker paedo or any other weird and wonderful version of the pervert people of britain.

B) Try and find a girl on this site!

C) Now think of the odds off one living in nortern ireland.