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"So, I’ve been CS gassed"

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Tue 02/12/03 at 17:50
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In a word, OWIE!

The way we did it was to have it sprayed at our feet and have the wind carry it up to our faces. The guy empted two bottles at us, and me being on the end I got a full face-full of the “gassy” bit at the end of the canister.

What’s it like? How does it feel?

Ok, at the start you think, “this is nothing, I can handle this!”

Then you get a real strong smell of marker pens, and then…

Well, it feels a little like this. Imagine someone has used a cheese-grater on your eyeballs and then poured the strongest onion juice into the splodgey mess.

Whilst this is going on you have dozens of very bitter, angry midgets filing the back of your throat and a couple in your nose too.

We only stood over it for 20ish seconds and then moved away to a fresher place. We then stood facing the wind until the effects wore off. The eyes are the last thing to improve and it feels like you’ve used some kind of toxic eye-liner for a while.

Took about 30mins to “fully” recover.

However, we were then using our water filled canisters for aiming practice, and every time I got hit in the face it wets the left over residue and you get the eye effects again!

I would hate to think what it is like to get a full face-full of this stuff.

But hey, at least I have a vague idea of what it’s like now.

In a role-play I did later on today I had to CS a guy 3 times and then I broke his arm with my baton. So, what have you all done today?
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:54
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phi11ip wrote:
> I just get the picture of a load of policemen running around
> squirting eachother with their water pistols!

This did happen, but I giggled in a manly way whilst doing so.

The baton day was...interesting.
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:51
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now i understand. i still dont want to be a cop even if i have to do cool training.

*puts on shades
*slaps siren on top of camero
*makes dust and drives off into sun set twirling baton out of window.
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:51
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English_Bloke wrote:
> However, we were then using our water filled canisters for aiming
> practice, and every time I got hit in the face it wets the left over
> residue and you get the eye effects again!

I just get the picture of a load of policemen running around squirting eachother with their water pistols!
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:50
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Yeah, that didn't happen though...honest.

*Nervous laugh*

It’s the dog’s fault, look at its eyes! It’s all in its eyes!
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:49
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English_Bloke wrote:
> Metal pole with rubber on the
> outside.

EB : "Hey, these things work better without the foam!"
Victim : "AAAAAAAAAAARGH JESUS MY ARMS BROKEN!!!!!!!!"
Supervisor : "Very true to life acting there, Jethro"
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:47
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cookie monster wrote:
> Im sure they dont use the real thing.

Yeah, only we got CS gassed for real. We used water on them.

> When english bloke said hit him with his baton, he really meant hit
> him with a rubber hammer.

It's like those things on The Simpsons. Metal pole with rubber on the outside.
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:41
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i know it didnt come out right but:

who would act as the guy you csssssssssed and batonned?

everyone knows that american cops are lazy brutes. just dont mess about in:

LA
new york
las vegas
...
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:41
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ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> "The streets are now safe"

Darn tootin!
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:39
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Clazon wrote:
> who the hell would be a cs, head fracturing dummy. he must get payed a
> truck load... or be a fool.

Im sure they dont use the real thing.

When english bloke said hit him with his baton, he really meant hit him with a rubber hammer.
Tue 02/12/03 at 20:38
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English_Bloke wrote:
> It achieved what I wanted to, he dropped it and I looked manly.

If you'd been american he'd have had 30 rounds in his skull by then.

Cop Show :

"This perpertrator was seen not using a turn signal at a junction. Police were forced to bring down the thug with a combination of CS Gas and a salvo of semi automatic gun fire. The streets are now safe"

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