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All the jokes are mainly from sites.
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
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They say 'AYE"
And wear Kilts and have ginger beards and throw logs everywhere and live near lakes. And they always, always play the bagpipes.
God, some people are so sterotypical.
And wear Kilts and have ginger beards and throw logs everywhere and live near lakes. And they always, always play the bagpipes.
God, some people are so sterotypical.
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Scotsman.
> "F*** ye" he says, "I ain't k'llin me f*****
> sister"
Yes... very Scottish...
That's more Geordie if anything.
No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
> Scotsman.
> "F*** ye" he says, "I ain't k'llin me f*****
> sister"
Yes... very Scottish...
That's more Geordie if anything.
No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
Do you like axe man.
Gámës Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> ßora† SagdiyeV do you like that foul person~*-LorD @xeM
I don't know him, from what I've read he seems ok apart from the spammy topics.
> ßora† SagdiyeV do you like that foul person~*-LorD @xeM
I don't know him, from what I've read he seems ok apart from the spammy topics.
Borats was credible.
Axems suckedms...
Axems suckedms...
ßora† SagdiyeV do you like that foul person~*-LorD @xeM
english, irish and scotsman want to join the SAS.
staff sergeant says "this is the last test, you must go through this door and kill whoever you see" and hands the englishman a rifle.
Englishman goes through the door, comes out shaking.
"Are you mad?" he says, "I'm not going to kill my parents"
"Ok" says the staff sergeant and takes the rifle and gives it to the scotsman.
Scotsman goes through the door, and comes out cursing.
"F*** ye" he says, "I ain't k'llin me f***** sister"
"Ok" says the staff sergeant, takes the rifle and gives it to the irishman.
The irishman goes through the door. Several minutes pass, the irishman finally returns, covered in blood and sweating.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???" barks the staff sergeant.
"There were no bullets in the magazine so I had to use the butt of the rifle" he says.
staff sergeant says "this is the last test, you must go through this door and kill whoever you see" and hands the englishman a rifle.
Englishman goes through the door, comes out shaking.
"Are you mad?" he says, "I'm not going to kill my parents"
"Ok" says the staff sergeant and takes the rifle and gives it to the scotsman.
Scotsman goes through the door, and comes out cursing.
"F*** ye" he says, "I ain't k'llin me f***** sister"
"Ok" says the staff sergeant, takes the rifle and gives it to the irishman.
The irishman goes through the door. Several minutes pass, the irishman finally returns, covered in blood and sweating.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???" barks the staff sergeant.
"There were no bullets in the magazine so I had to use the butt of the rifle" he says.
No.
Gámës Gì ® l ™ wrote:
>I tell you he got banned cus he was evil
Are you some type of Nun.
>I tell you he got banned cus he was evil
Are you some type of Nun.
You were a hundred times worse than him on your first try. You want to shut up now?
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