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All the jokes are mainly from sites.
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
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Loch, i know that...
Damn typicing errors...
Damn typicing errors...
Mattribute wrote:
> Lock Ness monster...
*Slap*
LOCH
IT'S A LOCH.
You don't put your keys in it.
Sheesh.
> Lock Ness monster...
*Slap*
LOCH
IT'S A LOCH.
You don't put your keys in it.
Sheesh.
No, sheeps eyes are for snacks.
They eat porrige oats for breakfast.
Then go lift their Kilts at the "wee dumb touristeees"
They eat porrige oats for breakfast.
Then go lift their Kilts at the "wee dumb touristeees"
2/3 of Americans think the Haggis is an animal, and that we chase it with spears.
Stupid retards.
Stupid retards.
They have it with sheeps eyes for breakfast, just before they see the Lock Ness monster...
The haggis - of course.
Those scots always eat the haggis. Every day.
Those scots always eat the haggis. Every day.
damn
and eat haggis
yes, gorget...
Don't gorget the Haggis eating, mon frere
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