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Sat 29/11/03 at 19:47
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"lord of axe-men"
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All the jokes are mainly from sites.

Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.

They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"

The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.

One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
Sun 30/11/03 at 09:23
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"lord of axe-men"
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baz da ardnut wrote:
> is this thread for scots only ???

NO not really.
Sun 30/11/03 at 09:04
"LOLLERSKATES!"
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is this thread for scots only ???
Sat 29/11/03 at 23:46
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"Master Chef - halo"
Posts: 426
Stop having a go at the scots ya wee lil english men!
Sat 29/11/03 at 22:03
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"tokyo police club"
Posts: 12,540
It makes me feel warm and moist...
Sat 29/11/03 at 21:58
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"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
>
> --------
>
> They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"

Spot on.
It's great that a Geordie answered too.

It's like the Scots and Geordie's have some kind of connection. And it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Sat 29/11/03 at 21:02
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"That's right!"
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Azul wrote:
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".

--------

They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"
Sat 29/11/03 at 21:02
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Posts: 43
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!
Sat 29/11/03 at 21:00
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"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
The 2/3's of Americans that think a Haggis is an animal is a retard.

But you're lovely Joe, and I love you.
*Ahem*

Sorry.
:(
Sat 29/11/03 at 20:26
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"sweats salad dressi"
Posts: 4,599
Azul wrote:
> 2/3 of Americans think the Haggis is an animal, and that we chase it
> with spears.
>
> Stupid retards.

Do you know 2/3 of America?
Sat 29/11/03 at 20:09
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"tokyo police club"
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typicing... Hmmm...

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