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All the jokes are mainly from sites.
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell "51 days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51 days. And on the box it said 2-4 years"
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baz da ardnut wrote:
> is this thread for scots only ???
NO not really.
> is this thread for scots only ???
NO not really.
is this thread for scots only ???
Stop having a go at the scots ya wee lil english men!
It makes me feel warm and moist...
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
>
> --------
>
> They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"
Spot on.
It's great that a Geordie answered too.
It's like the Scots and Geordie's have some kind of connection. And it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
> Azul wrote:
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
>
> --------
>
> They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"
Spot on.
It's great that a Geordie answered too.
It's like the Scots and Geordie's have some kind of connection. And it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Azul wrote:
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
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They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"
> That's more Geordie if anything.
> No Scotsman I know says "ye" or "ain't".
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They'd say "Ah'm nay gonna kill ma sister"
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!
The 2/3's of Americans that think a Haggis is an animal is a retard.
But you're lovely Joe, and I love you.
*Ahem*
Sorry.
:(
But you're lovely Joe, and I love you.
*Ahem*
Sorry.
:(
Azul wrote:
> 2/3 of Americans think the Haggis is an animal, and that we chase it
> with spears.
>
> Stupid retards.
Do you know 2/3 of America?
> 2/3 of Americans think the Haggis is an animal, and that we chase it
> with spears.
>
> Stupid retards.
Do you know 2/3 of America?
typicing... Hmmm...
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