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Playing games on your PS2 is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:
You may not always come first but that's a good thing and you will be looked at with a sly smile by her friends.
And, however badly you play, you still win.
Hurrah for euphamisms and allegory
Mind you, try stuffing a beautiful woman under the tv when you get bored and see what reaction you get.
And it's so much harder to stick peripherals in. (but the vibrating controller is top)
Errr, kids read these don't they?
My my, look at the time..gots to dash
You may not always come first but that's a good thing and you will be looked at with a sly smile by her friends.
And, however badly you play, you still win.
Hurrah for euphamisms and allegory
Mind you, try stuffing a beautiful woman under the tv when you get bored and see what reaction you get.
And it's so much harder to stick peripherals in. (but the vibrating controller is top)
Errr, kids read these don't they?
My my, look at the time..gots to dash
Playing games on your PS2 is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
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