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Playing games on your PS2 is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.
Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.
Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.
On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.
Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.
Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.
Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!
Happy gaming!
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You can leave your ashtray on top of the PS2 without it falling off.
If you're going away, you can stick it back in the box and put into storage without worrying it'll play with itself in your absence.
If you get frustrated whilst having a go, you can swear and shout and not have to go to a garage on the way home and buy flowers before you can have another try.
Guides are easily available online and they are gauranteed to work.
Cheating is positvely encouraged.
More than one use (Sorry for that one, but it was too easy to pass by)
If you're going away, you can stick it back in the box and put into storage without worrying it'll play with itself in your absence.
If you get frustrated whilst having a go, you can swear and shout and not have to go to a garage on the way home and buy flowers before you can have another try.
Guides are easily available online and they are gauranteed to work.
Cheating is positvely encouraged.
More than one use (Sorry for that one, but it was too easy to pass by)
Not to mention the fact that you can have loads of fun when your mates bring their PS2's round to have some multi-player action!
And the Ps2 won't complain either!
And the Ps2 won't complain either!
A PS2 comes with a manual.
It won't wake you at 3 a.m. just to talk.
Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
You only need to buy the occasional game to keep you and your console happy, a woman needs shoes, expensive gifts and frequent meals out.
I once did a top ten on the FOG forum. Can't be bothered to dig it out.
It won't wake you at 3 a.m. just to talk.
Pressing the right buttons is easy with a console.
You only need to buy the occasional game to keep you and your console happy, a woman needs shoes, expensive gifts and frequent meals out.
I once did a top ten on the FOG forum. Can't be bothered to dig it out.
But there are advantages of PS2 over a beautiful woman:
You don't mind your mates coming over and having a go
You know that a better model is out in a few years
If it doesn't do what it's supposed to, one phone call and a courier turns up with another one
PS2 doesn't sulk and throw things when you fancy a go with your other console.
You can leave it on standby for days without fear of reprisals.
You can safely buy magazines with pics of PS2 and not worry about them being found by a kid.
And finally, my all time reason why PS2 is sometimes better?
Anytime, day or night, you can turn it on and play for 20 mins without worrying about how well you do.
You don't mind your mates coming over and having a go
You know that a better model is out in a few years
If it doesn't do what it's supposed to, one phone call and a courier turns up with another one
PS2 doesn't sulk and throw things when you fancy a go with your other console.
You can leave it on standby for days without fear of reprisals.
You can safely buy magazines with pics of PS2 and not worry about them being found by a kid.
And finally, my all time reason why PS2 is sometimes better?
Anytime, day or night, you can turn it on and play for 20 mins without worrying about how well you do.
Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> Last time I tried it, it didn't work. The chain wasn't long enough
> to reach from the kitchen sink to the living room... ;-p
*bites tongue to stop myself from laughing out loud*
Ouch!
> Last time I tried it, it didn't work. The chain wasn't long enough
> to reach from the kitchen sink to the living room... ;-p
*bites tongue to stop myself from laughing out loud*
Ouch!
I bring down the spare mattress so's I don't burn me knees on the tiles.
If you cant get her into the living room, how do you get her upstairs?
:-)
:-)
Last time I tried it, it didn't work. The chain wasn't long enough to reach from the kitchen sink to the living room... ;-p
Lol!
This is possibly the most amusing post ive read in quite a while!
I agree with Wookiee though, you do get strange looks when reading this in the University library, and you suddenly burts out laughing.
Quite embarrasing!
Well worth it though.
This is possibly the most amusing post ive read in quite a while!
I agree with Wookiee though, you do get strange looks when reading this in the University library, and you suddenly burts out laughing.
Quite embarrasing!
Well worth it though.
Perverts, both of you! :-)
But having said that...
> Mind you, try stuffing a beautiful woman under the tv when
> you get bored and see what reaction you get.
This made me laugh out loud, and I got some very strange looks from the other people in the office!
But having said that...
> Mind you, try stuffing a beautiful woman under the tv when
> you get bored and see what reaction you get.
This made me laugh out loud, and I got some very strange looks from the other people in the office!
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