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"PS2 gaming is much like....."

Playing games on your PS2 is much like making love to a beautiful woman.


First of all it's just a case of pressing the right buttons. Soon enough she'll open up to you. Once you get a chance to put it in, do it gently. You can't just go ramming it in there. Chances are that she'll refuse to operate it you don't treat her right. Once it's in, if you've done it right, she should start to make some noises.

Now you're making progress! Just keep on pressing the right buttons and you're sure to get some satisfaction from her.

Just keep on going now, but be sure to concentrate, otherwise chances are it won't last too long.

On you're first few goes, don't expect to last very long, you'll get better with experience though.

Of course you won't get far without precise control, so make sure you have a good handling of your stick. Though this is nothing if you don't have control over what else you can do. Making sure you know how to shoot and how not to shoot helps with most 'games'. You have to be careful of what you do. Unnecessary shooting can ruin some 'games'.

Some would say that position is important. Horizontal, vertical, on the floor or on a table? Well I'd say have it where ever she looks best, and also where you can be comforatable.

Of course if you don't treat her right she may refuse to operate at all. Worse cases have seen her leave scratches! If either of these things happen, I suggest trading her in for a new model!


Happy gaming!

if you bug a female she screams and shouts at you...

But,

If you really annoy them they give you the silent treatment.

so that little bit extra is worth it, no?

Cheers - you never know when a useless piece of trivia may come in handy ;-)

I wonder if they ever told the kid not to sleep near the doorway, in case somebody wiped their feet on him?

devo wrote:
> WM - didn't Chewbacca have a missus? I seem to remember it from some
> cheesy Star Wars spin off in the 80s.


I read about it in one of the Star Wars books, I can`t remember which one. His son was called Lumparawump (I seriously doubt I have the spelling correct), and I can`t remember the wife`s name (chewbacca`s that is).

You are the true fountain of knowledge.

I bet they had 2.4 mini-baccas as well.

Yep - Mrs. Chewbacca!

:-)

WM - didn't Chewbacca have a missus? I seem to remember it from some cheesy Star Wars spin off in the 80s.

> The women in my life always take first and second place to any
> console.

> (That's my wife and daughter by the way)



Ah, but who's first and who's second? :-)

Go on - who do you love more? :-)

WM - trying to stir up trouble since the day he was born...

Thanks for clarifying that Meka. Not that we thought otherwise :-).

Sorry - can't resist this:

> Japan has banned all animal movements after discovering some nibbled sofa-beds in Tokyo.
>
>
> They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse

The women in my life always take first and second place to any console.

(That's my wife and daughter by the way)

I apologise in advance for this.....

Women:

First place - bedroom
Second place - kitchen

PS2:

The Third Place


(Ever wondered why there are never any women on here?)