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Theres this boy in my year who I fancy but I don't know if he fancys me how do I tell ifhe does or what shall i do please please help me.

Goatboy wrote:
> Santa is real.

Goatboy wrote:
> Santa isn't real.

You! That's evil!

Heh, what's the point in even telling your kids that Santa exists only to find out that it's not true and have your heart broken. Or something like that. Why not just tell them the truth, like, their dad is Santa. That way, it won't be hurtful. I'll never forgive my friends for telling me he didn't exist. Curse them.

Gámës Gì ® l ™ wrote:
> I did and he did fancy me.I did it today he asked me out thank you
> sssssssssssssooooooooooooo much.

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*dofs cap*
No problem.
Although if you are 10, then you really shouldn't be asking me for advice - I'm not PG rated but hey, glad it worked out!

Now, smoking is bad for you so don't start.
Drinking isn't big or clever and you will be sick.
Joyriding is a silly thing.
Santa isn't real.

I think that about covers it.

Was I the only one who wasn't interested in boys/dating when I was ten?

So like do you hold hands with this boy? I hope you're careful you could get pregnant...



Whaaaat?

Are there any?!

Bloke, you little.. you manwhore! :p

Captain 'That Man' wrote:
> Please also remember that when I was 10 I didn't know what a penis
> was either. And all girls are evil, scheming biatches OUT TO GET ME.
> Possibly including you.

Ooh dear. So.. you have your penis to blame for all this? Don't blame the women, looks like you gotta sort out this issue between you and wotsit before you think twice about ladies! :p

> *hisses*

Haha! :D

Don't worry, she's not out to get you. Just out to jump anything with a pulse.

Captain 'That Man' wrote:
> When I was 10 all girls were evil.
> Not much seems to have changed in the last seven years...

Which evil girl did what to you then to make you feel and think like that?!

Nope, Not just you NY.

I seem to remember, "when I were a lad" it was all sooo easy. Then your voice starts to sound like a screeching tyre, so you become a little self-conscious. Then you get over it and it all becomes easier again.

Captain 'That Man' wrote:
> Besides, what exactly do 10-year-olds do when they 'go out'? Is this
> what people call a 'play date'? Heh.

Rub each others backs. Unless..
Hm.. hehe *memories*