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"Why Twilight Princess kicks Wind Waker's Ass"

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Wed 18/05/05 at 20:11
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Cowboy Link > PJ sunbather Link
Really really really cool graphics > cool graphics
Horse > boat
Boar > boat
Wolf > boat
Sinister looking dark gremlin thing > talking boat
Real mount combat > shooting arrows from boat
Dragons > postmen
Balrog > globs of ooze
Goma (giant spider) > lame shark things
Ravaging things as wolf > blowing things with giant leaf
Can swim under water > can't swim under water
Ghosts > no ghosts
Big army > no army
Big scary castle > cool but irritating dodge the spotlight fortress
Boomerang actually useful > Boomerang that is ass
Mysterious > uh, not mysterious
Scary > not scary
Real story (!?!?!?!?) > cool but simple story
Dark, grim fairy tale > jolly sailing
* > controlling the wind
Noir sections > primary colours

Did I mention it looks stunning, you can ride a horse and a giant boar, you can fight while riding, you can turn into a wolf, it looks scary, big enemies and a weird sinister looking gremlin thing? And hot Zelda.


Feel free to continue.
Tue 14/06/05 at 23:28
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"thursdayton!"
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I shizzle did.
Tue 14/06/05 at 20:33
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You sure told me.
Tue 14/06/05 at 17:56
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"thursdayton!"
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Alfonse wrote:
> Ok message to whatever dork made up this thread. You can't tell me
> Twilight Princess is better then Wind Waker unless you have played
> through both game. So there.

WS wasn't saying TP "is better then" WW, he said it kicks WW's ass.

Just like he will yours.
Tue 14/06/05 at 17:46
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Ok message to whatever dork made up this thread. You can't tell me Twilight Princess is better then Wind Waker unless you have played through both game. So there.
Tue 14/06/05 at 14:49
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"thursdayton!"
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It's the sequel to that kiddy cartoon game Wind Waker. Of course it's gonna be shat.
Tue 14/06/05 at 13:49
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"KA-BLAMO"
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I haven't heard of this game. any good?
Mon 13/06/05 at 20:07
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"bit of a brain"
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That actually made me laugh. Very good.
Mon 13/06/05 at 17:57
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"0228"
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Do I sense an ever so slight hint of sarcasm?
Mon 13/06/05 at 17:54
"period drama"
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Hilarity ensues, I'm sure.
Mon 13/06/05 at 17:53
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"0228"
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Or the guy at the ranch, "So you want to take your big penis do you? A fantastic ride a must say. If you can go faster than me and use your big penis to beat me than you can take your big penis off my hands."

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