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Really really really cool graphics > cool graphics
Horse > boat
Boar > boat
Wolf > boat
Sinister looking dark gremlin thing > talking boat
Real mount combat > shooting arrows from boat
Dragons > postmen
Balrog > globs of ooze
Goma (giant spider) > lame shark things
Ravaging things as wolf > blowing things with giant leaf
Can swim under water > can't swim under water
Ghosts > no ghosts
Big army > no army
Big scary castle > cool but irritating dodge the spotlight fortress
Boomerang actually useful > Boomerang that is ass
Mysterious > uh, not mysterious
Scary > not scary
Real story (!?!?!?!?) > cool but simple story
Dark, grim fairy tale > jolly sailing
* > controlling the wind
Noir sections > primary colours
Did I mention it looks stunning, you can ride a horse and a giant boar, you can fight while riding, you can turn into a wolf, it looks scary, big enemies and a weird sinister looking gremlin thing? And hot Zelda.
Feel free to continue.
.. nothing in WW touches the fully orchestrated Twilight Princess score.
Feast your ears:
[URL]http://cubemovies.ign.com/cube/audio/article/627/627737/twilightprincess.mp3[/URL]
> It'll probably be delayed. Forever.
Well, obviously. That's what time-disruption machines are for. They're the only reason we get games at all.
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> It's the sequel to that kiddy cartoon game Wind Waker. Of course it's
> gonna be shat.
Oh right. Is that the one coming out in November?