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i will raise the topic on what is worst to learn, german or french ???

baz da ardnut wrote:
> is manhunt any good ???

I am not sure as I havent got it, but a lot of people have and they said it was very good. So go with the crowd I say.

is manhunt any good ???

baz da ardnut wrote:
> is he obsessed with jokes ???

I think so judging by all the jokes.

Yes he is a bit weird.

is he obsessed with jokes ???

They were quite funny about the gender thing and I liked the way your not picking on just one gender but both. :-D

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(forgot it out)

And wait there's more.

Computer Gender
Five reasons to believe that computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.


Five reasons to believe that computers are female:

1. No one but their Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message, "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you!"

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

here's another one.

A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks through the door and sits next to him.

The drunk thinks nothing of it, trying to maintain good inter-galactic peace, and all.

The alien orders himself a drink. When he's halfway through with the drink, he licks his green finger, and then sticks the finger in the drunk's ear.

The drunk's irritated, but again, in the interest of seeing there's no interstellar war, he says nothing.

The alien pulls his finger out, finishes his drink, and then orders another one. Once he reaches the half-way point in that drink, he again licks his finger, then puts that finger into the drunk's ear.

"Hey, Buddy, how 'bout let's lay off the ear pokin', what do you say?"

Well, as you know, halfway through the alien's third drink, the alien licks and sticks once again. The drunk has forgotten his peaceful ways and says, as forcibly as he can, "Look, ___hole, if you do that again, I'm gonna rip your balls off!"

The alien orders one more drink. Stirs it for awhile... and, you guessed it, licks that green finger and again sticks it right in the drunk's ear.

"Godda__it!!!" the drunk roars, and reaches between the alien's legs to carry out his threat. But there's "nothing there".

The drunk's a little confused. "Man, if you've got no balls, then how do you sex?"

The alien licks his finger and sticks it in the drunk's ear.

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For the last time I am NOT interested!