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"how sad can the aussies get? jonny wilkinson voodoo dolls ......"

well the rugby world cup beckons and will be played with the english triumphing tommorow. and now with the underdog aussies getting so desperate, they are replying with incompetant ways to help spook and unlock us in the clash at 9 o clock tomorrow morning. listening to five live this morning, i heard the sad methods the aussies are acquiring to defeat us.

first, all australlian newspapers have printed out voodoo doll versions of jonny wilkinson, which they can shake or stab during the match while englands fly half prepares for a penalty.

secondly, most fans are urging on the aussies' team to make racket and bang on the doors of englands hotel, keeping us distracted and wakened. first this will not help our efforts tommorrow, and it will not help the aussies, who havent stopped to think they will be up all night making the racket, and as they are making the noise, it will affect them more. stupid.

i no this is one for the sports forum, but it is widely unpopular and usually deserted i thought it might be more sucessful in this forum.

has anyone else heard of ridiculous ways the aussies are trying to rid us of our luck and pride tommorrow, or does anyone have a thought on these ridiculous aussie methods and allegations ?????

and a david beckham shirt

Azul wrote:
> All English people do nothing but drink tea and talk about the weather.

*Hands Azul a tin of green spray paint*

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Nice way to completely stereo type us as a nation via a national
> newspaper! Because I certainly thought that was also to pafetic!
>
>
> ... In the end of a day praying for an injured player is a bit nicer
> than not letting an opposing team sleep and producing VOO DOO DOLLS
> in a desperate attempt to further their chances.
>
> Tsk tsk

Point out where I stereotyped, and I'll show you a green dog,

well, seeming they actually interviewed the greengrocer and wilkos mum herself, yes. her excuse was she was to nervous to watch him and never watches him, while wilkos dad watchs wilko in at the stadium in sydney ! ! !

baz da ardnut wrote:
> did you know wilkinsons mum was in tescos doing her shopping during
> the final, and a greengrocer came up and said your son has done it,
> he scored a drop goal that has won england the world cup ! ! ! (then
> she starts crying).
> if you have a son of such immense talent, at least have the decency
> to watch him ! ! !

And you think this is true? *cough*

just testing double posts ! ! !

go england ! ! !we(england) know have and are


we are best team in the world
world champions
world cup champions
six nations champions
most capped player
we are world number 1
we have best flyhalf
we are the best
and at the rugby awards we win:
best player
best team
best coach.

anyone got anymore compliments about our well wicked side ? ? ?

we(england) know have and are


we are best team in the world
world champions
world cup champions
six nations champions
most capped player
we are world number 1
we have best flyhalf
we are the best
and at the rugby awards we win:
best player
best team
best coach.

anyone got anymore compliments about our well wicked side ? ? ?

at least the aussies lost ! ! !

yes england won the world cup ! ! !
we won we won we won ! ! !
rock on wilkinson, you are a star.


did you know wilkinsons mum was in tescos doing her shopping during the final, and a greengrocer came up and said your son has done it, he scored a drop goal that has won england the world cup ! ! ! (then she starts crying).
if you have a son of such immense talent, at least have the decency to watch him ! ! !

p.s. we won !