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"Has anyone here ever shoplifted from SR?"

Well, have you?

Snuggly saw a girl walking out of sawbo shop with 2 puppies down her top apparently...

If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the shower in the morning.

I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.

I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.

Maybe a 34DD cup.

Mmm...Soapy...

Heheh. That reminds me of ANOTHER email I had. However it would take too long to edit it to get it through the swear filter.

English_Bloke wrote:
> If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the shower
> in the morning.
>
> I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.
>
> I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.
>
> Maybe a 34DD cup.
>
> Mmm...Soapy...

ARGH! What a horrible mental image! I wanna tear out my own brain to stop it! ARGH!

Etc.

Darkus wrote:
> Snuggly saw a girl walking out of sawbo shop with 2 puppies down her
> top apparently...

If it was Snuggly, it's more like 'outside her top' (If she was wearing one) :D

Timmargh wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the
> shower
> in the morning.
>
> I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.
>
> I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.
>
> Maybe a 34DD cup.
>
> Mmm...Soapy...
>
> ARGH! What a horrible mental image! I wanna tear out my own brain to
> stop it! ARGH!
>
> Etc.
****
So.... I'm the only one to find that a turn on?

Hmmmm interesting...

Mystique wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the
> shower
> in the morning.
>
> I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.
>
> I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.
>
> Maybe a 34DD cup.
>
> Mmm...Soapy...
>
> ARGH! What a horrible mental image! I wanna tear out my own brain to
> stop it! ARGH!
>
> Etc.
> ****
> So.... I'm the only one to find that a turn on?

Well, no-one else has mentioned it being one...

Mystique wrote:
> So.... I'm the only one to find that a turn on?
>
> Hmmmm interesting...

A pair of DD boobs being soaped up is a big turn on, but only if they're attached to a female's body!

You didn't need to quote the entire post.

TIMMARGH!!!
Urgh