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"Has anyone here ever shoplifted from SR?"

Well, have you?

English_Bloke wrote:
> If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the shower
> in the morning.
>
> I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.
>
> I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.
>
> Maybe a 34DD cup.
>
> Mmm...Soapy...

ARGH! What a horrible mental image! I wanna tear out my own brain to stop it! ARGH!

Etc.

Heheh. That reminds me of ANOTHER email I had. However it would take too long to edit it to get it through the swear filter.

If I had bosoms, you know, I don’t think I'd make it out of the shower in the morning.

I'd spend all day in there, just soaping up my breasts.

I'm tall(ish), so I reckon I'd have fairly big knockers too.

Maybe a 34DD cup.

Mmm...Soapy...

Snuggly saw a girl walking out of sawbo shop with 2 puppies down her top apparently...

They should start opening stores up North. Leeds for example (nudge nudge, wink wink).

Havn't SR noticed that loadsa people don't actually know even where to go for SR? They should set up more shops.


*cough*

Look out: it's the Fuzz! Act casual ...

*acts casual*

Shop-lift?

Kyz21 wrote:
> Hush Hedfix...
>
> You keeping a running total CM ?

Er, he can read you know...

Kyz21 wrote:
> Hush Hedfix...
>
> You keeping a running total CM ?

Heh, no, Frodo says it near the end of the book.