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Wed 19/11/03 at 20:23
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"Me+Live= Sore Fists"
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You have probably heard these before but i think they are quite good, have a go-

A man is lying awake in his bed, he makes a phone call, says nothing, and puts the phone down. Why?

There is a man in the street with a small umbrella, 50 large people attempt to fit underneath it but they cant, still, no one gets wet. Why?

They are pretty easy.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:46
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"Spurs 1 - 0 Man Utd"
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Sorry...:-(
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:45
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Thats a joke, not a riddle. A digital watch doesn't have a spring.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:44
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"+34 Intellect"
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Oh dear.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:43
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cookie monster wrote:
> Relay wrote:
> Bit late...
>
> Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
>
> Use the watch to determine which way is north etc..

Nah because it contains a spring :-D
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:42
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"Puerile Shagging"
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Mithras wrote:
> I see you are being sarcastic.

I'm never sarcastic...well, maybe sometimes.

> Well done anyway, and I didn't cheat whatever you think.

I don't think you cheated.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:41
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Relay wrote:
> Bit late...
>
> Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Use the watch to determine which way is north etc..
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:41
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I've not read down so I dont know if anyone answered or not but I think:

The man was writing the talking clock to see what time it was and it is an automated machine so he doesnt need to speak.

It wasnt raining so nobody got wet.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:40
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Relay wrote:
> Bit late...
>
> Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?


To use it to navigate? i.e. a compass?
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:40
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I see you are being sarcastic.
Well done anyway, and I didn't cheat whatever you think.
Wed 19/11/03 at 20:37
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"Puerile Shagging"
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Mithras wrote:
> I don't know if anyone else got these, I didn't look, just scrolled down to the bottom and replied.


You should feel very proud of yourself, I cheated, I looked at all the posts before posting mine...

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