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"A Couple Riddles"

You have probably heard these before but i think they are quite good, have a go-

A man is lying awake in his bed, he makes a phone call, says nothing, and puts the phone down. Why?

There is a man in the street with a small umbrella, 50 large people attempt to fit underneath it but they cant, still, no one gets wet. Why?

They are pretty easy.

Relay wrote:
> Wycombe fool

:cD Shhhhhhh.

Kyz21 wrote:
> Mithras wrote:
> Thats a joke, not a riddle. A digital watch doesn't have a spring.
>
> yes they do.

No, they don't. A magician guy did a trick with mine in a hanky, he hit it with a hammer, and he broke it and he couldn't get it fixed, and he give me the pieces with a fiver, A FIVER??!! that cant possibly compensate for my loss anyway there was NO spring.

Wycombe fool

Didn't mean to quote the whole message. Sorry.

Pliskin wrote:
> Yeah, i think i do remember you DW, where you the one that supported
> Woking F.C?
> I jus wrote a massive topic, and it had the f word with a * over the
> c, i went to post it and it said you have to go over these mistakes
> so i pressed go back and the whole thing was gone. That has really
> annoyed me!

Nah, not Woking. ;c)

Got MSN?

Here is a nice easy one for you kids.

Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match?

Yeah, i think i do remember you DW, where you the one that supported Woking F.C?
I jus wrote a massive topic, and it had the f word with a * over the c, i went to post it and it said you have to go over these mistakes so i pressed go back and the whole thing was gone. That has really annoyed me!

Kyz21 wrote:
> My watch doesnt have a compas!

I think you point the long hand at the sun and the mid point between the long and short hand is north.

Mithras wrote:
> Thats a joke, not a riddle. A digital watch doesn't have a spring.

yes they do.

My watch doesnt have a compas!