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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

djerrod wrote:


djerrod's first seckses. Japanese. That's all I need to say.

righty o

lader

.....no


o good god no

Right I am off gentlemen

The Zeppo wrote:
> My first time: awful. About 2 days ago.
>
>
>
> The way he got round the whole 'parents' factors was he told em he was
> going to stay overnight at a friend, Tony's house who lived down the > street
> because he'd just brought some DVD's he wanted to see, and went over
> to his place.
>
> So anyway when I met up with him it was pretty awkward because I kept
> thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't
> have a clue as to whether he wanted to be the man or not.
>
>
> And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.
>
> I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music,
> because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none
> of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and
> experience (he is a royal). And it didn't last long. Heh. NO I'M > SERIOUS, after about five minutes the butler walked in and caught us in > a suggestive position and all was lost
>
> Ok maybe thats too much information...

I apologise.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> small rodent heh.
>
> like a ginger guinea pig

you may from now on call me guinea

dried sperms... yes.

djerrod wrote:

> Or dried sperms.

that's filth

small rodent heh.

like a ginger guinea pig

I have a double bed, but it is filled with beaaaaaaaaaaautiful laaaaaaaadies.

Or dried sperms.

You decide.

tis true...

I get a double bed yet I am the size of a small rodent. I get cold so I curl up in a corner.

Why do I have a double bed? To feel BIG!!!