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...Basically the theory goes: Good looking women have got better things to do than talk to internet people who they don't even know, such as going out and getting wild and stuff.
Whereas all the ugly girls have no one to talk to, so they talk to people on the internet.
Of course, this theory has flaws: because there are some hot girls who go on the computer to chat on MSN, and you know they're hot because you've seen em in real life.
The interesting part is whether the girls on gaming forums are all ugly. As a general rule, girls don't like games. They like shopping and hanging out and making you buy them stuff.
The ugly girls play games (usually RPGs) because they need something to take their mind off their uglyness. They then go on gaming forums to talk about them.
So, is every single girl who visits gaming forums a complete minger?
YOU decide...
not really, I decide, and I decide this: 'YES'.
> You are female, on a gaming forum, and therefore ugly.
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> *is not shocked*
Interesting sidenote: This post originally said
'You are ugly.
*is not shocked*'
...but it was changed when I realised nobody would 'get' it. So I had to explain it, which despite diluting the joke somewhat, did increase the audience by 99%, especially when this forum is the very definition of 'lowest common denominator'.
> This is shocking.
>
> *is shocked*
You are female, on a gaming forum, and therefore ugly.
*is not shocked*
*is shocked*
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> People, for the love of God lets stop the fighting.
>
> Now lets all put the past behind us.
>
> Not fighting...this zeppo could actually be alright!
He's just saying that cause he's loosing.
>
> Not fighting...this zeppo could actually be alright!
Urm I still dont know...
...he has definetly changed a bit, yes.
> Yep and yourself?
Not to bad thanks!
> 'It seems he has found a tub of vasilene and is desparate to use it.'
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>
> Notice: the truth in that sentence.
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> Oh, and by the way, I'm actually an idiot.
THE TRUTH IS FINNALY REVEALED!
> People, for the love of God lets stop the fighting.
>
> Now lets all put the past behind us.
Not fighting...this zeppo could actually be alright!