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"So, this townie..."

The scenario: I am walking home from college, totally knackered (essays suck donkey dick), with a couple of mates. One of my mates has some change and discards a couple of rusty pennies on the floor because, well, maybe he is rich.

Anyway, a couple of seconds later in a grating I-have-no-GCSE’s voice comes, “Who da f**K do you f***ing think you’re f****ing throwing f***ing coins at you f****er?” So, we turn around and see this lanky townie with a limp quiff and John Wayne strut walking towards up waving his arms around like he’s one of the guys who directs planes when the land at the airport. So we stood there until he struts over to us and he starts swearing some more and one of us said, “We didn’t throw anything at you, we threw it on the floor.” His face sank and he furrowed his brow whilst he thought of the best comeback he could manage, “Do you know who I am? I can have you shot!”

We burst out laughing at him and he then tried to head butt my friend, but missed. He then started moving his shoulders about like he was a boxer and started walking away. So we set off home in the other direction and every few seconds he shouted some insult limper than Dale Winton’s wrist at us.

So, erm, I came home and spent 4 hours writing essays.

I ham veri tyred

Isa wrote:
> Is this forum full of skaters and unlabled, non-stereotyped people?!
> :S

Errr. yes.

no we're all "trendies"

Is this forum full of skaters and unlabled, non-stereotyped people?! :S

These are the ones that I hear the most around where I live:

'Nah man, dat is some heavy sht man'
'bo there ma supadred'

Der Nazi wrote:
> Townies are just idiots who failed all their GCSEs and have nothing to
> do.
>
> At least that's the general stereotype.

WAIT ONE minute you missed out the vital point, they wear hats.

"come on lets smoke a bifta and look good"
"bifta MAN"
"Hey I smoke 2 bifta's at once"
"smoke weed and get high man. like"
"I'm not a BUMBOY"
"I jus blagged a pair of reebok classic 1.2356586548 upgrade v2. girls like me more"
"di cks"

Common townie quotes that are used quite frequent

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> my favourite 'townie' line is :
>
> "Smack in Gob?"

I burst out in a fit of giggling when i read this.

Kyz21!! Hey! Kyle right! Long time no see!! Wahey! Hey, how you been! So, you're reincarnated as a Newbie eh?!

Reminds me of the Topic I started in this forum, its way down the list, but its still considered new... Hey! How come I don't see you on msn no more?!

Townies are just idiots who failed all their GCSEs and have nothing to do.

At least that's the general stereotype.

my favourite 'townie' line is :

"Smack in Gob?"