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"God, You Lot Are Boring"

"Blah blah blah, fireworks are boring and crap, blah blah"
"I hate fireworks"

Sheesh.
Fireworks are great when done properly, and you're with your mates or your bird/bloke.
Liven up, kiddies.

Should 'ave seen the fireworks I saw this year. So so very loud. Shook buildings underneath, planes actually get cancelled because of them.

Fireworks, ah the memories of trying to blow things up with them.

Tip, the 100 blast roman candles that are supoosed to be dug a third into the ground to prevent them from toppling (And nearly killing me when I was a few years younger) should NOT be dug in upside down....

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Home shows
> really are a total aste of time and selling them in shops means the
> little retards can easily get their hands on them.


Well they are illegal here so you can only get illegal fireworks (obviously) from the Free State and they are the most spectacular, also the "little retards" can't get hold of them thankfully as you have to drive down to the Free State to get them, and if you can drive then you are bound to be mature and have some responsibility, at least most people do.

I remember when I was young, we had those 10-packs of Bangers, and used to throw them at each other in the park. Hiding behind the slides and such.


And you lit 2 of them and threw em on the floor, chucked the mud and tree bark on top of them and jumped over them just as they exploded.


And you lit em and threw them in the air, and whose exploded at the highest point was the winner - dangerous because I kept them lit in my hands for about 2 seconds before throwing it.

So much more fun than playing Army with imaginary machine guns.


*wipes away a tear*

Fireworks are a total waste of time unless they're at a big display. They scare the sheet out of my dog which really annoys me, she gets so bad that it's a real task getting her to leave the house at this time of year.

also the little punks around here take pleasure in buying japanease fireworks and shoving them through peoples letter boxes. Home shows really are a total aste of time and selling them in shops means the little retards can easily get their hands on them.

Ha. Who buys their own? Some are good granted, so I get them, others are tosh so I make my own. They can be very good actually. I'd post a link to a picture but I don't have a digi cam to take a picture. :(

Fireworks?

The only ones worth watching are the proper displays, the ones you pick up from the corner shop for 5 quid are pants. All they do is make a bang as if to say 'sorry im so crap to look at'.

Fireworks can therefore be judged on whether they bang/squeal or not. Those that do: are crap.

Boring...or cool?

laterz hu... Oh, sorry.
G'night sir.
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*Ahem*

I'm off now anyway.