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So Peter went to his local Church and said to the Priest there, "I want to get baptised."
The Priest smiled, and beckoned Peter toward him and said, "come forth my son, and you will be baptised."
He came fifth and won a Toaster.
> Paddy and Murphy walking down the street
> Paddy falls down a manhole
> Murphy says "Don't worry, I've got a plan! I'll shine this
> torch down there, and you can climb up the beam!"
> "Don't be bloody stupid!" Exclaims Paddy "I'll get
> half way up and you'll switch it off!"
>
> BA BOOM TSCH
Lol that was excellent!
Those crazy Irish.
who told you that one?
*hopes to god it wasntmy boyfriend*
Paddy falls down a manhole
Murphy says "Don't worry, I've got a plan! I'll shine this torch down there, and you can climb up the beam!"
"Don't be bloody stupid!" Exclaims Paddy "I'll get half way up and you'll switch it off!"
BA BOOM TSCH
It's funnier when it's short and sweet.
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The Lord said to Peter, "Come forth and thou shalt have eternal life."
He came fifth and got a toaster.
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MUCH BETTER!