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"I need sympathy"

I'm a man and I have a cold.

Hence I'm on the verge of death.

Sympathy please.

Let's hope you get that cold cleared up soon Hun!!!

hey i've had viral infection for 3 weeks...u got nothing! Jeez!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Get a Lemsip and some heroin and you'll be fine. Until you try to go cold turkey.

I'm smothered with a cold too, which can turn into a serious thing when you're me. I hope it runs its course fast.

Hope you're feeling better soon too NB, and you Lawri.

*shotgun sympathy*

I know what will help, a nice mug o' tea and relaxin' by the fire

So, turn that frown upside down!

:( > :)

Oh sweet mother of Jesus.

THE GEORGE BUSH DIARIES

American

Pop: Gee ~*[Axe-Man]*~ said a humdinger o' a poppers shiny, Im draggin on you sukka

George : Mommy, mommy what dowes that word mean?

Mom : It is when two people feel a humdingin' diddly oh a buzz 'tween 'ch other darlin'

English

Father: Oh no ~*[Axe-Man]*~ said a bad word, lets tell mother!

George: My ears were not equipped to hear that atrocious word mother

Mother: I agree poppet, come here and play another quick round of the NASA card game

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So,
who do YOU thinks cleverer, the Americans or the Brits?

Handy man wrote:
> So,
> who do YOU thinks cleverer, the Americans or the Brits?

The Irish :)

*snezzes*
*coughs*