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"I need sympathy"

I'm a man and I have a cold.

Hence I'm on the verge of death.

Sympathy please.

I see...........

......Said the blind man to the deaf man

:)

Handy man wrote:
> No sorry no lemsips allowed.....
>
> Oh, im not in the WWE forum anymore?

nope..

No sorry no lemsips allowed.....

Oh, im not in the WWE forum anymore?

...take a lemsip

be a man and take a cold like one..... O WAIT!

That was MEANT to be one sixteenth cornish

I agree with Lindgren as I am

Roughly 45 % English
Roughly 45 % Scottish
1
16 Irish

and 1
16 Cornish

*snezzes*
*coughs*

Handy man wrote:
> So,
> who do YOU thinks cleverer, the Americans or the Brits?

The Irish :)

THE GEORGE BUSH DIARIES

American

Pop: Gee ~*[Axe-Man]*~ said a humdinger o' a poppers shiny, Im draggin on you sukka

George : Mommy, mommy what dowes that word mean?

Mom : It is when two people feel a humdingin' diddly oh a buzz 'tween 'ch other darlin'

English

Father: Oh no ~*[Axe-Man]*~ said a bad word, lets tell mother!

George: My ears were not equipped to hear that atrocious word mother

Mother: I agree poppet, come here and play another quick round of the NASA card game

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

So,
who do YOU thinks cleverer, the Americans or the Brits?

Oh sweet mother of Jesus.