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"Getting up in the mornings"

I'm 36 years old. I still hate getting up in the mornings as much as I did when I was 16 years old.

Is there a cure? Or is this normal?

I find that putting my alarm clock on the other side of the room helps.

Put a mousetrap on top of your alarm clock, so when you reach for the snooze button ... *snap*!

I'd quite like a bed that flipped over when my alarm went off, dropping me onto the floor with an almighty crash and forcing me to get up.

It's funny, I hate waking up at 7 every day, and yet, if left to it, I can't sleep any later than about 9:30-10am.

Light wrote:
> ANYONE who says they are a morning person...well I mean, they're not
> really human are they?!

I believe they can be put into the following categories

1. Liar
2. Drug user
3. Both

There are two types of people in the world;

1. People who hate getting out of bed in the morning
2. People who the bumgrapes of Satan's ringpiece.

ANYONE who says they are a morning person...well I mean, they're not really human are they?!

I'll bet Hitler was a morning person...

Getting up in the morning is my least favourite activity, not least because it takes me, on average, over 30 minutes to get dressed.

"'Not a morning person' doesn't even begin to cover it."

"Coffee makes it possible to get up in the morning, chocolate makes it worthwhile."

"I'm really quite pleasent until I wake up."

"I'll rise, but I won't shine."

Etc.

cookie monster wrote:
> We cant have the heating on in the morning or there isn enough hot
> water for my mum and brother to have a shower. If they would just
> shower at night then it would solve the problem.
>


Tell them to go for a cold shower in the morning. Wakes you up like nothing else.

entirely normal....
it's one of lifes evils... working weeks should start midday monday! :)

We cant have the heating on in the morning or there isn enough hot water for my mum and brother to have a shower. If they would just shower at night then it would solve the problem.

But yeah, the alarm clock going off this morning was almost like being punched in the face, i was clawing at it to try and turn it off, but my drowsy appendages were too unresponsive. In the end i stuffed it under my pillow to silence the beast.