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Microsoft genius Bill Gates was today killed after a 5 hour shootout near the Microsoft headquarters in Pennsylvania, America. The incident occurred when a system error caused an entire months work on a new version of Microsoft Windows to be lost. Upon realising it was his own fault and that no backup copies of the software or source codes had been made, Bill Gates armed himself with a .79 sniper rifle and climbed a clock tower close to the head office of Microsoft in a small Pennsylvanian town and began shooting randomly at passers by. Six victims were fatally wounded by Bill Gates, 5 of the victims male and one female, several more were injured and required surgery.
Victims of the shooting were taken to the local Greenfields Hospital where we got a statement from a young man who witnessed the outrageous feat. “I was coming home from work when I heard a loud bang from the clock tower above. I looked about to see a man in his mid-twenties laying face down on the floor and heard maniacal laughter coming from above. It was a traumatising experience and something that will haunt me for years to come”
Within half an hour a crack SAS team were on the case and zip-wired into the clock tower armed with AK-47s. After Bill Gates tried to bribe the SAS men with free software and also tried to virus them, how he did this we cannot yet verify, a struggle broke out in which Bill Gates received 23 gunshot wounds to the head and chest. SAS spokesman Paul Whittington said, “Accidents can happen and this is no exception.” We later interviewed a Linux spokesman who simply broke down in laughter when we told him of the occurrence.
In later news Ebay bidders can get their clicking fingers ready because Bill Gates’ pudding-bowl hair and Elton John style glasses are being put up for auction later today. The proceeds of the biddings are going to a charity for underpaid Microsoft Officials who only have between 3 and 4 sports cars each.
Victims of the shooting were taken to the local Greenfields Hospital where we got a statement from a young man who witnessed the outrageous feat. “I was coming home from work when I heard a loud bang from the clock tower above. I looked about to see a man in his mid-twenties laying face down on the floor and heard maniacal laughter coming from above. It was a traumatising experience and something that will haunt me for years to come”
Within half an hour a crack SAS team were on the case and zip-wired into the clock tower armed with AK-47s. After Bill Gates tried to bribe the SAS men with free software and also tried to virus them, how he did this we cannot yet verify, a struggle broke out in which Bill Gates received 23 gunshot wounds to the head and chest. SAS spokesman Paul Whittington said, “Accidents can happen and this is no exception.” We later interviewed a Linux spokesman who simply broke down in laughter when we told him of the occurrence.
In later news Ebay bidders can get their clicking fingers ready because Bill Gates’ pudding-bowl hair and Elton John style glasses are being put up for auction later today. The proceeds of the biddings are going to a charity for underpaid Microsoft Officials who only have between 3 and 4 sports cars each.
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Didn't know that Double-O-Icarus
It wasn't funny first time, i re-read it to see if i had missed anything. No, still as un-funny as before. I may read it again, but i doubt it will get any funnier.
What we don't nkow is Icarus is the new 'English, Johnny English' and poses as a student with wild late night party havoc to us.
Alex I think you are seriously stupid mate!
Alec, rather.
Yeah, I think you;re stupid too, Alec. I'm just a student.
Just cos he doesn't like your post? That seems kinda retarded.
Shockingly crap.
I don't like your post. That doesn't make me stupid.
Eh? It's not my post.
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