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Victims of the shooting were taken to the local Greenfields Hospital where we got a statement from a young man who witnessed the outrageous feat. “I was coming home from work when I heard a loud bang from the clock tower above. I looked about to see a man in his mid-twenties laying face down on the floor and heard maniacal laughter coming from above. It was a traumatising experience and something that will haunt me for years to come”
Within half an hour a crack SAS team were on the case and zip-wired into the clock tower armed with AK-47s. After Bill Gates tried to bribe the SAS men with free software and also tried to virus them, how he did this we cannot yet verify, a struggle broke out in which Bill Gates received 23 gunshot wounds to the head and chest. SAS spokesman Paul Whittington said, “Accidents can happen and this is no exception.” We later interviewed a Linux spokesman who simply broke down in laughter when we told him of the occurrence.
In later news Ebay bidders can get their clicking fingers ready because Bill Gates’ pudding-bowl hair and Elton John style glasses are being put up for auction later today. The proceeds of the biddings are going to a charity for underpaid Microsoft Officials who only have between 3 and 4 sports cars each.
Victims of the shooting were taken to the local Greenfields Hospital where we got a statement from a young man who witnessed the outrageous feat. “I was coming home from work when I heard a loud bang from the clock tower above. I looked about to see a man in his mid-twenties laying face down on the floor and heard maniacal laughter coming from above. It was a traumatising experience and something that will haunt me for years to come”
Within half an hour a crack SAS team were on the case and zip-wired into the clock tower armed with AK-47s. After Bill Gates tried to bribe the SAS men with free software and also tried to virus them, how he did this we cannot yet verify, a struggle broke out in which Bill Gates received 23 gunshot wounds to the head and chest. SAS spokesman Paul Whittington said, “Accidents can happen and this is no exception.” We later interviewed a Linux spokesman who simply broke down in laughter when we told him of the occurrence.
In later news Ebay bidders can get their clicking fingers ready because Bill Gates’ pudding-bowl hair and Elton John style glasses are being put up for auction later today. The proceeds of the biddings are going to a charity for underpaid Microsoft Officials who only have between 3 and 4 sports cars each.
Good otherwise, but I don't believe you. :P
:P
Whoops. Take away my Red Bull if you will.