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"Oral Sex"

Why am I so good at it?

*Yes this was merely to boast how great I am after my window shattered last night

Yas

SHEEPY wrote:
> oral alphabet

Pah, amateurs. Poems! Biblical passages! Subliminal messages about the washing up! These are the weapons of the true master.

Lawri wrote:

> And no offense..but no girl screams..if u said moans and groans i'd
> believe you but screaming..come on!

She probably screamed as she threw her arm through the window, promptly causing it to shatter as claimed, before being rushed to hospital :)

"So what, you have been listening in on people!?"

I- no. Not at all. I wouldn't dream of it.

I have the ultra sensative audio and surveilence equipment for, um... bird watching. Yes, that shall do.

Just bird watching? No bloke watching then.

The Mojo doesn't like the man sex apparently.
Despite having barbeques and all his mates disrobing.

I am currently in negotiations with a fine lady of Turkish origin. Things are going well and I expect to exchange goods by the weekend.

Goatboy wrote:
> The Mojo doesn't like the man sex apparently.
> Despite having barbeques and all his mates disrobing.
>
> I am currently in negotiations with a fine lady of Turkish origin.
> Things are going well and I expect to exchange goods by the weekend.

Must depend on the football though.

Good work, Goaty, I see you've listened to everything I've told you. You'll soon replace me as top dog in the world of studs.

I'm in negotiations to get a pool in my garden, so my friends and I can all get naked. Actually, a hot tub would be better. That way we can all hop into a nice, hot, soapy bath and play spot the submarine.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Must depend on the football though.
--

Not really, I don't support any team so I shall be waving my cous-cous about good and proper shouting "Turkey!" if it gets my nob polished

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Good work, Goaty, I see you've listened to everything I've told you.
> You'll soon replace me as top dog in the world of studs.
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Thaaat's right.
Ah...thanks for the tips.

Goatboy wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> Must depend on the football though.
> --
>
> Not really, I don't support any team so I shall be waving my
> cous-cous about good and proper shouting "Turkey!" if it
> gets my nob polished

I have morals. I don't say things just to ensure I get to sleep with women. In fact I won't sleep with any woman who is from a country that has beaten us at Sport.

That's why am I still a virgin. Oh! Now I get it.....pretend to be interested in what the lady says and sag jr gets a carwash.

SAGGY! Forgive me.