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"Oral Sex"

Why am I so good at it?

*Yes this was merely to boast how great I am after my window shattered last night

Yas

It would be if you understood it.

thats just not funny blank

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Having a rim(mer)-job then?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Why am I so good at it?

Lets be honest, it isnt that difficult to be good at it.

The stuff they teach on Sesame Street these days... disgusting.

Lawri wrote:
> LMAO...so what is the oral alphabet about then?

Write the alphabet with your tongue in the *downstairs* department.

Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I've known girls to scream. Just not with me...
>
> So what, you have been listening in on people!?
>
> Shame on you sir! :-)


LMAO...so what is the oral alphabet about then?

Goatboy wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> Must depend on the football though.
> --
>
> Not really, I don't support any team so I shall be waving my
> cous-cous about good and proper shouting "Turkey!" if it
> gets my nob polished

I have morals. I don't say things just to ensure I get to sleep with women. In fact I won't sleep with any woman who is from a country that has beaten us at Sport.

That's why am I still a virgin. Oh! Now I get it.....pretend to be interested in what the lady says and sag jr gets a carwash.

SAGGY! Forgive me.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Good work, Goaty, I see you've listened to everything I've told you.
> You'll soon replace me as top dog in the world of studs.
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Thaaat's right.
Ah...thanks for the tips.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Must depend on the football though.
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Not really, I don't support any team so I shall be waving my cous-cous about good and proper shouting "Turkey!" if it gets my nob polished