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Woo.
Lots and lots of driving! Lots and lots of skidding, handbrake skids, stalling, bunny hops and 110mph down the motorway whilst pooping myself. Heh.
Was bad, scary and immature but fun.. ish.
Friend had just passed his test yesterday.. um.. Saturday. So, as you do, you want to drive your car all day using up all the petrol.
It's a Ford KA. Hardly any room in the back seat seeing as he has his seat all the way back, so legs were pretty much clamped in for most of the drive. Although it was warm and snuggly being with a special someone. Woo!
Must've been driving around Northampton and everywhere else for about 7 hours. 7pm til 2am. He wanted to go up a specific street where there were apparently prostitutes around even though he had his girlfriend in the car with us. Nice!
Horrible trance music blasting out the windows, which he made sure were down, everytime we passed through town making sure he got noticed.
Going around roundabouts at cruel speed skidding every so often.
Going to those big shopping centres where Curry's, Bowling, Cinema etc are and dodging in and out of the parking spaces doing handbrake skids.
Going down the motorway was nasty. Not nice going at 110mph with a lad who's just passed his test that same day and after seeing Final Destination 2 so many times. *cringe*
I almost pooped myself. Doesn't help in the first place to be so afraid of cars.
Occasionally stopping in dark, hidden places every half an hour for them to have a smoke. A spliff, even. And smoking the whole car out with the stuff. Everyone seemed to get extremely horny after those few stops. Whether it was the hash or the new car doing that, who knows?!
It was a rough night. Felt so unbelievably good to get into bed at 3:00am and instantly fall asleep for the first time in.. forever.
I also tried driving a car on Saturday. I failed miserabely. I can't even start the car! Always trying to remember:
Handbrake up. Clutch down, gear in 1st, slowly lift foot off clutch whislt gently pushing the accelerator... seconds later.. stalls.
Ack! Must've stalled it about 5 times in a row. It's that annoying thing when you move forward slightly then back everso quickly making your head bang against the head-rest thingy. Tut. Will get there one day.
So. Full of driving. How fun.
Wow. That was .. new.
Ithankyou, boucoup.
Woo.
Lots and lots of driving! Lots and lots of skidding, handbrake skids, stalling, bunny hops and 110mph down the motorway whilst pooping myself. Heh.
Was bad, scary and immature but fun.. ish.
Friend had just passed his test yesterday.. um.. Saturday. So, as you do, you want to drive your car all day using up all the petrol.
It's a Ford KA. Hardly any room in the back seat seeing as he has his seat all the way back, so legs were pretty much clamped in for most of the drive. Although it was warm and snuggly being with a special someone. Woo!
Must've been driving around Northampton and everywhere else for about 7 hours. 7pm til 2am. He wanted to go up a specific street where there were apparently prostitutes around even though he had his girlfriend in the car with us. Nice!
Horrible trance music blasting out the windows, which he made sure were down, everytime we passed through town making sure he got noticed.
Going around roundabouts at cruel speed skidding every so often.
Going to those big shopping centres where Curry's, Bowling, Cinema etc are and dodging in and out of the parking spaces doing handbrake skids.
Going down the motorway was nasty. Not nice going at 110mph with a lad who's just passed his test that same day and after seeing Final Destination 2 so many times. *cringe*
I almost pooped myself. Doesn't help in the first place to be so afraid of cars.
Occasionally stopping in dark, hidden places every half an hour for them to have a smoke. A spliff, even. And smoking the whole car out with the stuff. Everyone seemed to get extremely horny after those few stops. Whether it was the hash or the new car doing that, who knows?!
It was a rough night. Felt so unbelievably good to get into bed at 3:00am and instantly fall asleep for the first time in.. forever.
I also tried driving a car on Saturday. I failed miserabely. I can't even start the car! Always trying to remember:
Handbrake up. Clutch down, gear in 1st, slowly lift foot off clutch whislt gently pushing the accelerator... seconds later.. stalls.
Ack! Must've stalled it about 5 times in a row. It's that annoying thing when you move forward slightly then back everso quickly making your head bang against the head-rest thingy. Tut. Will get there one day.
So. Full of driving. How fun.
Wow. That was .. new.
Ithankyou, boucoup.
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Okay.
Just steer clear of huge exhausts and under car neons...
Just getting 18" alloys - new bodykit and some subs.
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Lawri wrote:
> I love scooter...
>
> KA's are birds cars..get a black corsa!
>
> ?!?! Yeah, because a Corsa is a well manly car...
Well what do u suggest? I don't think corsas r well manly but they not as girly as KA's..anyway it depends on who u know with what cars..most of the bloke i know who drive, drive corsas and all the girls drive KA's..and a mixture drive Saxos..so my opinion is girls drive KA's, blokes drive corsas and anyone can drive Saxos!
> Lawri wrote:
> I love scooter...
>
> KA's are birds cars..get a black corsa!
>
> ?!?! Yeah, because a Corsa is a well manly car...
Well what do u suggest? I don't think corsas r well manly but they not as girly as KA's..anyway it depends on who u know with what cars..most of the bloke i know who drive, drive corsas and all the girls drive KA's..and a mixture drive Saxos..so my opinion is girls drive KA's, blokes drive corsas and anyone can drive Saxos!
Darkus wrote:
> Just steer clear of huge exhausts and under car neons...
Why steer clear of the huge exhausts?
> Just steer clear of huge exhausts and under car neons...
Why steer clear of the huge exhausts?
My next door nieghbour had on on his nova, and the noise drove him mad after a few months, espcially when on the motorway.
Aah. Are those neon lights illegal?
Nova/Corsa/Renault
They're ok cars, but when you ass-snorklers put neon/alloys etc on them it marks you as a clown.
"Look at my car, I'm exciting, sexy and cool"
"No, you're a mindless boy racer with a tiny penis, no girlfriend and a baseball cap"
They're ok cars, but when you ass-snorklers put neon/alloys etc on them it marks you as a clown.
"Look at my car, I'm exciting, sexy and cool"
"No, you're a mindless boy racer with a tiny penis, no girlfriend and a baseball cap"
Ms NY wrote:
> Aah. Are those neon lights illegal?
yeah they are
> Aah. Are those neon lights illegal?
yeah they are
Goatboy wrote:
> "Look at my car, I'm exciting, sexy and cool"
> "No, you're a mindless boy racer with a tiny penis, no
> girlfriend and a baseball cap"
Wow. Heh. He fits into the exact description. You're so right, it's scary.
> "Look at my car, I'm exciting, sexy and cool"
> "No, you're a mindless boy racer with a tiny penis, no
> girlfriend and a baseball cap"
Wow. Heh. He fits into the exact description. You're so right, it's scary.
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