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"Diarrhea"

I swear to God I just lost 5 stone on the toilet!

*cries!!!*

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> AHAHA LMAO.
>
> Squirty poo.
>
> *
>
> I despise you.

Because i rape men?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Went for a curry last night. If only I could have bottled and sold
> the
> gas...
>
> you know you've had a good curry when you are breathing in gasps and
> your nose starts to water

Yep. Was like that. In fact the pakora sauce did that.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> AHAHA LMAO.
>
> Squirty poo.

*

I despise you.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Went for a curry last night. If only I could have bottled and sold the
> gas...

you know you've had a good curry when you are breathing in gasps and your nose starts to water

AHAHA LMAO.

Squirty poo.

That falls under the category of too much information.

Thing is... I haven't eaten anything that should do this me. Last time this happened was right after I ate quorn (after not learning from the first time I ate quorn).

P.S. Our bathroom now smells like a sewer.

Went for a curry last night. If only I could have bottled and sold the gas...

as I'm eating a bombay bad boy pot noodle I will try to forget this thread

That is impressive. Poor you. Drink plenty liquids so you don't get dehydrated.