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"MY EX"

ok..so me and my ex r totally different people, I go clubs and noisy bars and get tarted up fri and sat nights..he prefers a quite drink in an old mans pub..so i suppose u all heard of yates..anyway..so my ex comes on msn and says..'u out tonight' and i was like..'maybe why what u doing' and he says hes going to the pub (as expected) then he goes 'i was gonna go yates but i'll be with someone'..that someone is his new gf, so i was like..'hmm..ok..can't u just say her name cos we both know what ur talking about' so i said 'so? why wud that bother me' and he reckons its cos i wind her up and they'll be fights..well excuse me!! I'll be with all my mates and the chances r that i wont even see them in there. Anyway i said i dont even know if i'm going there tonight and then he said...''i jus get worried that evrytime i go somewhere u might turn up,i dunno why'' fcuking cheeky git! Who dus he think I am...i mean we broke up 9 months ago! Jesus Christ...anyone else think this bloke sounds well up himself?!?

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Jesus.
>
> The names Borat actually, I had to change it after I faked my own
> death at that crucifiction

and was it fiction? :D

RoJ wrote:
> so thn i waz lke y and i says its ezier 2 red and hes like oh yah and
> iim lke yeh and hes like wl im a bisexual and im like wtf and hes
> like OMG i also like a bit of chimp on th side an im like sick and my
> fren says like your annoyin.

reading that hurt my head, please refrain from it in future

Goatboy wrote:
> So then I said you need to use punctuation and he was like why? and I
> said it was like easier to read and then he said "oh
> really?" and then I was all like "yeah" and then I
> went to Yates and drank 3 bacardi breezers and let some chimp stuff
> his hand down my top and I was like "no way" and he said
> "yes way" and then we like did't do anything and I went
> home, threw up cos I was like drunk and my mates were all like
> "are you ok?"



It's more like:


so thn i waz lke y and i says its ezier 2 red and hes like oh yah and iim lke yeh and hes like wl im a bisexual and im like wtf and hes like OMG i also like a bit of chimp on th side an im like sick and my fren says like your annoyin.

Hedfix wrote:
> Jesus.

The names Borat actually, I had to change it after I faked my own death at that crucifiction

I stopped at "and I was like...'mabye"

Go back to california or watch Friends or something.

Jesus.

I think I speak for everyone when I say Nobody cares about your Ex.

Goatboy wrote:
> What's that?

It's a very funny programme on Channel 4, in which the word I highlighted was featured heavily last week. Thought you might have seen it, doesn't matter.

Goatboy wrote:
> Tonight I shall be playing KOTR, having a curry.
> And then, around 11ish, either going to Bethnal Green to spend the
> evening with ####buddy, or going to see my latest soon-to-be ex-Goaty

Ahh... Bethnal Green eh?

I spent three happy years living in Bethnal. God knows what the Durham Arms looks like now. It was my local when I was a student. I must have spent half my money and student life in there.

What's that?

Goatboy wrote:
> ####buddy

Watching Peepshow before you go out?