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Ok, this is just for my amusement and to get an idea of something.
Here's the scenario, and be honest otherwise you're a stupid virgin that lies to himself/herself over the internet and you stink of shame:

You have been seeing a woman for a couple of weeks. There have been parties, afternoons in sunny parks and evenings watching movies and talking until 3am before driving to work with zero sleep.

You are going to see her this evening.
She announces that she's bought you a CD you've been talking about, "just because you like it and I wanted to" (hint hint at what's to follow)

My question is this:
Seeing as she's got you a CD, Carmina Burana, what would you get her?
She is a huge movie fan with 700+ DVDs and has all of your favourites, this is spooky because you like some weird films.
She likes the same sorts of music, and goes all sopping over the mix CDs you do for her.

So what do you get her in the way of a return trinket?

No catches, just think about what you'd do and reply honestly.
And at 4:30pm just before I leave I'll tell you what I bought her "just because I know you'll like it and I wanted to"

Go

I'm just glad you didn't say "It might go down on you".

Goatboy wrote:
> It'll let you down.

Realistic then?

It's like that stupid joke I was told as a kid;

An inflatable boy walks into an inflatable school with a pin, he was sent to the headmasters office.

The headmaster looked at him in a very dissapointed way, "Not only have you let yourself down, you've let the school down too."

It'll let you down.

geddit......

OOOhh

I'll take 10

:oD

Yeah, they're selling 'em cheap due to low demand.

Can I get one of those too?

Goatboy got her an inflatable version of himself. Like, d'uh.

SHEEPY wrote:
> You were amusing earlier
>
> All that craping and death stories

Yeah, I should keep to what I know best; toilet humour and morbidity.

what u get her goatie?