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"Unbelievable!!"

I was having a poo at work, in one of the three cubicles provided for such an activity. These cublices have toilets in them since I pointed out that this would be more and obviously you don't want to be sitting (not a typo) on one hearing another bloke's noises.

My cubicle was on one end, there were two spare. Someone enters the area and picks the middle cubicle! Amazing, how thick is this person? The middle one, so he is ensuring that he has to listen to my logarhythms and there is a chance that someone will use the cubicle on the other side of him. Surely with decision making skills like that I should be allowed to beat him with my gun.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Ah, the old 'toilets logistics' chestnut.
>
> How many of you, when walking into urinals, automatically choose the
> one furthest from the door? And how many of you, when faced with one
> spare urinal inbetween two occupied ones, decide that the cubicle is
> a better bet?

Oh yes.

There was a test you could do to analyse your toilet logistics...where did I put that link...?

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Ah, the old 'toilets logistics' chestnut.
>
> How many of you, when walking into urinals, automatically choose the
> one furthest from the door? And how many of you, when faced with one
> spare urinal inbetween two occupied ones, decide that the cubicle is
> a better bet?


ahhh yes all the time


*whistles scratching crotch and grunts*

Did the guy actually know you were there? Do the doors swing open when not locked or something? Sometimes it's difficult to tell....alright, it was me. Can't blame a fella for tryin'.

That would be foolish.

I always go for a dump at work. That way I'm getting paid to go for a $hit.

Ah, the old 'toilets logistics' chestnut.

How many of you, when walking into urinals, automatically choose the one furthest from the door? And how many of you, when faced with one spare urinal inbetween two occupied ones, decide that the cubicle is a better bet?

yes, not only making himself seem obtrusive but who can actually do a poo or wee like the clappers whilst someone is in the adjacent cubicle *tuts*


Atleast you didnt wait and hold it in to be in the comfort of a home toilet.

What an idiot. He doesn't even know the first rule of toilet etiquette.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Cubicles?
> Do you work at a school?
>
> We've got private toilets. With carpets. And a bath.
> But then I do work in a stupidly nice place.
>
> Government sterility for you. I have to fill out three forms in order
> to get two standard sheets of poo roll. Sometimes I just take the
> forms from the Loo roll document control officer, (25k a year), and
> use them instead. The problem being however they are saturated with
> Skunk odour which is released under vigorous wiping. This control
> measure works as people who emerge from the loo with a smelly ass are
> called stinky bum and are chased around the office by special men in
> gas masks.

Wow with this luxury they should take away parking priveledges!

Goatboy wrote:
> Cubicles?
> Do you work at a school?
>
> We've got private toilets. With carpets. And a bath.
> But then I do work in a stupidly nice place.

Government sterility for you. I have to fill out three forms in order to get two standard sheets of poo roll. Sometimes I just take the forms from the Loo roll document control officer, (25k a year), and use them instead. The problem being however they are saturated with Skunk odour which is released under vigorous wiping. This control measure works as people who emerge from the loo with a smelly ass are called stinky bum and are chased around the office by special men in gas masks.

Goatboy wrote:
> Men or women

I meant for me... I don't want anything to strong or lairy I'm only little and those like cliniche happy make me smell like a cruella deville!

But now you mention it a sexy smell for the man wouldnt go a miss! At the moment he has jean paul gaultier 'le male' (what I got last christmas this smell drives me wild)