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"Unbelievable!!"

I was having a poo at work, in one of the three cubicles provided for such an activity. These cublices have toilets in them since I pointed out that this would be more and obviously you don't want to be sitting (not a typo) on one hearing another bloke's noises.

My cubicle was on one end, there were two spare. Someone enters the area and picks the middle cubicle! Amazing, how thick is this person? The middle one, so he is ensuring that he has to listen to my logarhythms and there is a chance that someone will use the cubicle on the other side of him. Surely with decision making skills like that I should be allowed to beat him with my gun.

Riiiiiiight

Mystique wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> For girls - where ever they go, be it a restaurant or bowling alley
> or
> hotel..
>
> They *must* check out the toilets.
> ******
> What?

well for some bizarre reason I do.. and my mum and my aunt *ok..just don't ask*

Goatboy wrote:

> We've got private toilets. With carpets. And a bath.
> But then I do work in a stupidly nice place.
*****
Have you ever had a bath at work?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> For girls - where ever they go, be it a restaurant or bowling alley or
> hotel..
>
> They *must* check out the toilets.
******
What?

For girls - where ever they go, be it a restaurant or bowling alley or hotel..

They *must* check out the toilets.

It's just one of the things, you check them out.

But as far as cool toilets go Saddler's well's (Ballet theatre in London) are wicked. You see you go in shut door and sit down...and as you sit the lights come on! - Until someone found a switch that turns them on outside the door these proved cool! I mean the loo's were the better than dancing on the stage!

Ever go into a lavatory someplace, and there are maybe 8 pots for your urine? And nobody is at any of them. You go to one at the end. Some guy comes in and goes to the one right beside yours. Happened to me once. I told him to bog off. Mind the pun.

Na they just tend to be dirty and smelly.

HAHAAHAHAHAHa

He doesn't know how to use the three shells..........

Bah public toilets, i never use them.

I hate them.

*puts on angry hatred face*

Going to the toilet for me is like the lottery. Sometimes I go and let rip with the longest slash ever, other times I don't manage anything at all, so I simply spit into the bog, zip up and wash my hands while praying nobody noticed I went and stood next to a bunch of blokes with their bits dangling out for no real reason. I swear, I've got a faulty bladder.

I think I need a slash, so I go, nothing happens. Ten minutes later I'll be bursting.

At 6th form, I was only 10 minutes away from home, and only had one full day, so I never had to take a dump there. At college, and when I was at work, I didn't have the luxury of only being there for two/three hours before my day was up. Taking a dump in public toilets is something people pretend they don't do.

You may declare "I'm going for a slash!" but very few people proclaim "I'm going to do a poo, here, in the toilets in this building. Yes, a poo!" My mate Mick tells you, and it leaves an uncomfortable silence...