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My cubicle was on one end, there were two spare. Someone enters the area and picks the middle cubicle! Amazing, how thick is this person? The middle one, so he is ensuring that he has to listen to my logarhythms and there is a chance that someone will use the cubicle on the other side of him. Surely with decision making skills like that I should be allowed to beat him with my gun.
> My girlfriend's dad owns/runs every Safeway store in Scotland
Oh, tell him his bogs are ganting.
I should have complained to the manager, the smell was atrocious.
Yesteray at work where there are three urinals... I walk in behind another guy and he stands in the middle urinal... BUT there are two other guys there... whats wrong with him? Then I look at the cubicles but the guy is cleaning them out... so I panic and pretend I have dairy products on my hand and give them a good wash. Then I ran out and returned later.
> people who emerge from the loo with a smelly ass are
> called stinky bum and are chased around the office by special men in
> gas masks.
Man, i had to think of my dead dog to stop laughing at this. Im in a computer lab at uni and people were beginning to look at me funny.
*Walks into his portaloo and has a poop*
You then have to weigh up the options: throw the bog roll in the direction of the sensor and pray it reactivates the light (then trouser down shuffle out to retrieve it) or take a lucky dip?
> Have you ever had a bath at work?
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No, but I've used the shower in the loo next to my office.
Thing is, "office" is the wrong word. Because it's a Grade-A listed building, you can't change anything so the offices are what used to be rooms in the house.
So my office has lovely plush carpet, wood panelled walls, a fireplace (doesn't work, not allowed) and original oil paintings from about 1800 dotted around.
Loo next door has a bath, shower etc etc, just like you have at home.
*stretches and puts hands behind head*
Yep.
And you should see the entrance hall/reception area....chandaliers bigger than your house.
I still can't believe I get paid to come here and write crap all day on forums.