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"Whats the moste you have ever eaten?"

Im just killing time here so Id thout Id just ask whats the moste you have ever eaten?

My mates knicked my knife and fork so I simply ate
> my meal with my hands.
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I heart you

If I could have, I would have puked on her bed and made her cry. Us Bivans are like that you know.

Go Saggy! The Bivans would have been proud. I bet you showed her too!

There's a place in Brighton called the Market Diner. It started off as an all night trucker's cafe but as it was an ideal venue for late night fried food therapy, it became hugely popular with clubbers, pubbers and students. Their speciality is the Gutbuster; a huge plate full of fried food and chips. I think you get about four sausages, four bacon, two eggs, black pudding, beefburgers (notice the plural!), beans, and a heap of chips. There is also a Mega Gutbuster, which effectively doubles the quantity of fried food. I ate one once after being "blown out" by the lady I had been infatuated with for ages. So in order to show her whats what, I went and ate an enormous plate of fried food. I sat on the same table as a couple (I didn't know) who finished their meals 20 mins before I did, but stayed till I'd finished hoping that; I'd burst, I'd chunder or I'd leave some grub for them. They shook my hand when I cleaned the plate.

I've also been so pied in there once that instead of removing beans from my order (the bloke used to hate us as we'd order Gutbusters "without.....and I can I have an extra?") I ended up with half a plate full. My mates knicked my knife and fork so I simply ate my meal with my hands.

I was a scummy student and proud of it.

Not too long ago I ate 5 huge doughnuts in a very short space of time. I went to bed a bit too soon after consuming the fattening snacks, and as a result I woke up at 3am feeling as sick as a dog. Needless to say I won’t be pigging out like that again in the near future.

I also ate an entire family size trifle some weeks back.

I once ate three full sunday dinners in a row, broccoli, cauliflower, roast beef and chicken, five big spuds and yorkshire puddings all with gravy and mint sauce!

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> never put any weight on though. I'm gifted

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I hate you. You're SCUM.

*walks off in a huff*

I love eating, in fact I think I might eat something now.

never put any weight on though. I'm gifted

True, true. The dental though work costs a fortune.

I ate a few stones once.

Not proper rock solid stones. You know when they have just laid a new road recently and it smells all nice. Well, it smells good enough to eat if you ask me.