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"Whats the moste you have ever eaten?"

Im just killing time here so Id thout Id just ask whats the moste you have ever eaten?

Rosalind wrote:
> Your a bad man. My Mum warned me about men like you.
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In a "it's always the bad things that are the best"?
Cream cakes, foul minded blokes etc etc

See, what's funny is the amount of *fap fap* red-faced teens are reading this with pants around ankles, straining their ears for the slightest indication mum's climbing the stairs...

The sagacious one wrote:
> I ate one once after being "blown off" by the lady I had been infatuated
> with for ages.

WTG! Now that's style. (See what I've done here, eh?!!! Okay. Carry on.)

She was all over my lap.....top.

Your a bad man. My Mum warned me about men like you.

*makes tutting sound*

Go on, a quick frottle and he'll never know. But I'll know you did it with him in the room.
He'll go home and when asked how his day was?
"It was alright, nothing special"
When he could be saying "Man, the girl in my office played with her conkers! Right there in the office!"

Illicit is fun

Some PhD student had claimed equal rights on my office so now I have to share. Lucky he has his own laptop or I would be fighting for the computer. No Bap playing with then.

Retire to your office and play with your baps.

*waves hand in front of Ros*

You do not need coffee

Feel glad that your not student scum yet. The first years are the worse.

Can anyone tell its freshers week on campus and the bloody students are KEEPING ME FROM MY MORNING COFFEE.

how old r u saggy?

I cant wait til i go uni now!! why has everyone gotta rub my face in the fact that im not going til next year

**cries due to frustration, scardey cat-ness and prolonged excitment**

Goatboy wrote:
> My mates knicked my knife and fork so I simply ate
> my meal with my hands.
> --
>
> I heart you

Man was I sloshed. I think that the bloke I was ordering from had a similar lack of information to go on, as Sauron did after interrogating Gollum: Gutbushhhter, Beanshhh!

"You what mate?"

"Saggy no want beaansshh he he he"

"Extra beans?"

"argghhh? Yuh er he he he!"

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Later

"saggy want fork"

*Saggy tired, fork not on table, bad men take food tools, tired and hungry. Must be stoic and eat food*

The legend that has sprung from this now incinuates that I had a bean beard for the next two weeks.