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"International Talk like a pirate day - September 19"

Ahoy there, me hearties!

Anyone I catches talkin' like a landlubber next Friday will get a taste of me cutlass!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

It's only a matter of time until someone says "Seaman Staines", so brace yourself.

Unbeliever wrote:
> Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Because it got trapped in Davey Jones' locker?

Back, ye scurvy dog! Back!

I shudder to think, honestly.

Can I shiver your timber(s)?

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

I am laughing. At the thought of tasting your cutlass.

Arrr what a grand adventure we be havin come the 19th... shiver me timbers and sent Shaneo to Davey Jones Locker.

*sighs and throws his hands out in exasperation*

You try to get a few people laughing and look what happens?

To quote Partridge, "WHY DO I BOTHER?"

Unbeliever wrote:
> I'll gut you like a fish, boy!

Whatever euphemism you like to apply, it's all the same to me.

Blank wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
> Anyone I catches talkin' like a landlubber next Friday will get a
> taste of me cutlass!
>
> Is that a promise big boy?

I'll gut you like a fish, boy!