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My girlfriend of the last 4 years and 5 months is leaving. We've argued, split up and then got back together numerous times, but this time it's permanent. Why? Because I finally said all the things I wanted to say in every other argument but didn't the balls to.
She's packing her things up in the other room as I type this. I'm not sat here thinking ...
"Oh, no! I'll be so lonely!"
"Who will I snuggle up to at night?"
... but instead I'm thinking ...
"I can put my speakers in the right place so the soundstage is right."
"A double bed all to myself."
"I can leave the toilet seat up!"
I've told her she didn't have to move out straight away. I said that this is as much her home as it was mine. But, after the things she's said and accused me of in the last couple of weeks I'm glad she's going.
I won't be the typical bachelor, going out drinking and sleeping with anything that moves - I'll just see my mates, have a laugh and do what I like without worrying that every comment or action will be taken as a subtle dig at her. I can talk to my mother on the phone without having to replay the conversation to her afterwards because she thinks my mum hates her. I can spend more than 30 seconds on my PC without getting moaned at. I won't have to endure endless soaps and crap TV shows. And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
She's packing her things up in the other room as I type this. I'm not sat here thinking ...
"Oh, no! I'll be so lonely!"
"Who will I snuggle up to at night?"
... but instead I'm thinking ...
"I can put my speakers in the right place so the soundstage is right."
"A double bed all to myself."
"I can leave the toilet seat up!"
I've told her she didn't have to move out straight away. I said that this is as much her home as it was mine. But, after the things she's said and accused me of in the last couple of weeks I'm glad she's going.
I won't be the typical bachelor, going out drinking and sleeping with anything that moves - I'll just see my mates, have a laugh and do what I like without worrying that every comment or action will be taken as a subtle dig at her. I can talk to my mother on the phone without having to replay the conversation to her afterwards because she thinks my mum hates her. I can spend more than 30 seconds on my PC without getting moaned at. I won't have to endure endless soaps and crap TV shows. And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
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My girlfriend of the last 4 years and 5 months is leaving. We've argued, split up and then got back together numerous times, but this time it's permanent. Why? Because I finally said all the things I wanted to say in every other argument but didn't the balls to.
She's packing her things up in the other room as I type this. I'm not sat here thinking ...
"Oh, no! I'll be so lonely!"
"Who will I snuggle up to at night?"
... but instead I'm thinking ...
"I can put my speakers in the right place so the soundstage is right."
"A double bed all to myself."
"I can leave the toilet seat up!"
I've told her she didn't have to move out straight away. I said that this is as much her home as it was mine. But, after the things she's said and accused me of in the last couple of weeks I'm glad she's going.
I won't be the typical bachelor, going out drinking and sleeping with anything that moves - I'll just see my mates, have a laugh and do what I like without worrying that every comment or action will be taken as a subtle dig at her. I can talk to my mother on the phone without having to replay the conversation to her afterwards because she thinks my mum hates her. I can spend more than 30 seconds on my PC without getting moaned at. I won't have to endure endless soaps and crap TV shows. And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
She's packing her things up in the other room as I type this. I'm not sat here thinking ...
"Oh, no! I'll be so lonely!"
"Who will I snuggle up to at night?"
... but instead I'm thinking ...
"I can put my speakers in the right place so the soundstage is right."
"A double bed all to myself."
"I can leave the toilet seat up!"
I've told her she didn't have to move out straight away. I said that this is as much her home as it was mine. But, after the things she's said and accused me of in the last couple of weeks I'm glad she's going.
I won't be the typical bachelor, going out drinking and sleeping with anything that moves - I'll just see my mates, have a laugh and do what I like without worrying that every comment or action will be taken as a subtle dig at her. I can talk to my mother on the phone without having to replay the conversation to her afterwards because she thinks my mum hates her. I can spend more than 30 seconds on my PC without getting moaned at. I won't have to endure endless soaps and crap TV shows. And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
Good for you mate, hope you're happier and stuff.
Not sure how old you are (i'm guessing 20's) but a 4 year + relationship is a pretty long one and is either going to result in marriage or wearing itself out.
Perhaps after she stops being a typical woman you could be close friends, I am really good mates with an ex girlfriend and it is great, I pick up loads of useful tips and stuff!
And dont get me started on women and speakers... they always put them on either side of the stereo system because "thats how it looks on the box!"
Grr!
Not sure how old you are (i'm guessing 20's) but a 4 year + relationship is a pretty long one and is either going to result in marriage or wearing itself out.
Perhaps after she stops being a typical woman you could be close friends, I am really good mates with an ex girlfriend and it is great, I pick up loads of useful tips and stuff!
And dont get me started on women and speakers... they always put them on either side of the stereo system because "thats how it looks on the box!"
Grr!
Mindfrig wrote:
> Good for you mate, hope you're happier and stuff.
Cheers.
> Not sure how old you are
30.
> Perhaps after she stops being a typical woman you could be close
> friends
Maybe not 'close' friends but talking would be nice. She's bloody stubborn, though, so I doubt it.
> Good for you mate, hope you're happier and stuff.
Cheers.
> Not sure how old you are
30.
> Perhaps after she stops being a typical woman you could be close
> friends
Maybe not 'close' friends but talking would be nice. She's bloody stubborn, though, so I doubt it.
It's not use saying "I'm sorry to hear" cause you sound pretty happy with it all.
Good on ya mate! And being single has its benefits ;)
Like porn.
Good on ya mate! And being single has its benefits ;)
Like porn.
gamezfreak wrote:
> ... And being single has its benefits ;)
>
> Like porn.
Ah, yes. Luckily i've just upgraded my broadband connection to 1Mbps!
> ... And being single has its benefits ;)
>
> Like porn.
Ah, yes. Luckily i've just upgraded my broadband connection to 1Mbps!
Rock onb
Muh
Timmargh wrote:
> And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I
> like and where I like!
Worst of all - you'll have to
:^D
That aside, it sounds like it's the right thing for you. Enjoy your freedom :^)
> And - best of all - I can spank my monkey when I
> like and where I like!
Worst of all - you'll have to
:^D
That aside, it sounds like it's the right thing for you. Enjoy your freedom :^)
Timmargh wrote:
>- best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
Theres nothing like a bit of good DIY :D
>- best of all - I can spank my monkey when I like and where I like!
Theres nothing like a bit of good DIY :D
Dr Duck wrote:
> Worst of all - you'll have to
> :^D
That was one of my main gripes with the relationship: not enough. She thought once a month was too much ...
> Worst of all - you'll have to
> :^D
That was one of my main gripes with the relationship: not enough. She thought once a month was too much ...
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