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"Little joke for you."

In the American war of independence, a whole troop of American soldiers are marching over the hills to fight a battle when an English bloke appears on the horizon before them and shouts "Come on you Yankee gits, I'll take you all on!"

So the american sergeant sends his 5 best men after the English guy and they chase him over the hill. 5 minutes later the english guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "It that all you've got, that was easy!"

So the American sergeant sends 100 of his best men after him, 5 minutes later the English guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "Come on, is that it? I'll take you all on!"

The sergeant is angry by this time and sends all of his men after the English guy, so they chase him over the hill. 10 minutes later one of the American soliders stumbles back over the hill, bloody and battered and says to the sergeant, "Its a trap sir... theres 2 of them!"

Alec wrote:
> I got one:
>
> When beckham scores i drink a bottle of Becks, when Rio scores i
> drink a bottle of Rio. Boy it's a good job Seaman is a goalie.

Lol there are so many David Seaman jokes.

Funniest thing I have heard was true, on Sky news reguarding the England squad for Japan/korea 2002

"Erikson has filled James's gap with Seaman"

i was replying a little late to bouncers joke ;p

Alec wrote:
> When beckham scores i drink a bottle of Becks, when Rio scores i
> drink a bottle of Rio. Boy it's a good job Seaman is a goalie.

LOL!

Obviously, aren't there of any joke?

Good joke, there are many different versions of it though.

I got one:

When beckham scores i drink a bottle of Becks, when Rio scores i drink a bottle of Rio. Boy it's a good job Seaman is a goalie.

In the American war of independence, a whole troop of American soldiers are marching over the hills to fight a battle when an English bloke appears on the horizon before them and shouts "Come on you Yankee gits, I'll take you all on!"

So the american sergeant sends his 5 best men after the English guy and they chase him over the hill. 5 minutes later the english guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "It that all you've got, that was easy!"

So the American sergeant sends 100 of his best men after him, 5 minutes later the English guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "Come on, is that it? I'll take you all on!"

The sergeant is angry by this time and sends all of his men after the English guy, so they chase him over the hill. 10 minutes later one of the American soliders stumbles back over the hill, bloody and battered and says to the sergeant, "Its a trap sir... theres 2 of them!"