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"Little joke for you."

In the American war of independence, a whole troop of American soldiers are marching over the hills to fight a battle when an English bloke appears on the horizon before them and shouts "Come on you Yankee gits, I'll take you all on!"

So the american sergeant sends his 5 best men after the English guy and they chase him over the hill. 5 minutes later the english guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "It that all you've got, that was easy!"

So the American sergeant sends 100 of his best men after him, 5 minutes later the English guy appears on the horizon again and shouts "Come on, is that it? I'll take you all on!"

The sergeant is angry by this time and sends all of his men after the English guy, so they chase him over the hill. 10 minutes later one of the American soliders stumbles back over the hill, bloody and battered and says to the sergeant, "Its a trap sir... theres 2 of them!"

How do you keep a fool waiting?

I will tell you in a moment

*COUGH*

Stolen from Jim Davidson!

tha's nasty!

Took me a few seconds but I got it. It did indeed make me laugh. Wish I had a funny joke but I don't. There well.

Dont you "duh" at me mister!

=cP

I'm a bit slow off the mark tonight, college has taken its toll and I had no free periods today. *sigh*

*he or I

BOUNCER

Saying hr don't wanna have to drink seaman.

Duh

RoJ own goals dont count ok?

:cD

hur hur hur!

I didnt quite get that but I am sure it was nasty so "ewwww"

Alec wrote:

> When beckham scores i drink a bottle of Becks, when Rio scores i
> drink a bottle of Rio. Boy it's a good job Seaman is a goalie.


Ever heard of "own goals"?
:D