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"Anyone want to sell their soul?"

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/


"Your soul is worth £9636. For your peace of mind, 75 percent of people have a purer soul than you."


Well, what can I say? I immediately decided to sell my soul for quite a tidy amount. It's not great but it'll do.

Your soul is worth £25045. For your peace of mind, 24% of people have a purer soul than you.

Asher D wrote:
> Didn't The Simpsons teach you stupid kids anything?

If you're gonna sell it, sell it for more than 5 bucks (or whatever the cost was)?

TGMbloke wrote:
> This is sick.
>
> How do they get the soul out?
> What do they do with it to make money?
> How can you genetically modify it?
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?

Hahahahahahahaha. Ha. Haha.

Sorry. Hahaha.

Love this:

Coming soon: Soul Futures. A new development in our genetic research labs now means that couples will soon be able to increase their market value by selling the rights to their unborn childrens souls. To get a valuation on your soul click here now

TGMbloke wrote:
> This is sick.
>
> How do they get the soul out?
> What do they do with it to make money?
> How can you genetically modify it?
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?

This is the main reason why I frequent the forums.

This is gold. All gold!

£50931. For your peace of mind, 5% of people have a purer soul than you.

I am still young. There is time yet.

"Your soul is worth £98840. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you."


Wehey!

Not selling though! :-P

Mine was like 8 grand

I'm a good boy though

Strafex wrote:
> "Your soul is worth £98840. For your peace of mind, 1% of
> people have a purer soul than you."
>
>
> Wehey!
>
> Not selling though! :-P

Tch, choir boy.

£6956 89% of people have souls purer than me.

I can at least get a new car with that