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"Anyone want to sell their soul?"

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/


"Your soul is worth £9636. For your peace of mind, 75 percent of people have a purer soul than you."


Well, what can I say? I immediately decided to sell my soul for quite a tidy amount. It's not great but it'll do.

If you're soul is pure you go to heaven and party with Jesus and crew.

If you're a sinner you go to hell, listen to rock music and hook up with horny gals.


*sins*

I lost points for watching Sky. Stupid Simpsons.

Why not? It's money in the bank!

I wouldnt sell my soul, im a bit superstitious.

Bouncer wrote:
> Just out of curiosity, how did you find this website?


My friend sent me an e-mail with the address and the following message:


"My soul is worth £6,778.

84% of people have a soul purer than mine.

I agreed (after attempting to get a better price for a while) to take the money - I figured I wasn't using it anyway... so it's free money..."

Cold?

That's okay thanks, I like my blood flowing just as it is :)

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this website?

Ineedsleep wrote:
> I don't know what you guys have been doing to lower the purity of your
> souls.
>
> £54.696.00 - only 5% have a purer soul.

Children post here or else I'd tell you a few tales that could curdle your blood.

Your soul is worth £15884. For your peace of mind, 49 percent of people have a purer soul than you.

Pfft.