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"Your soul is worth £9636. For your peace of mind, 75 percent of people have a purer soul than you."
Well, what can I say? I immediately decided to sell my soul for quite a tidy amount. It's not great but it'll do.
"Your soul is worth £9636. For your peace of mind, 75 percent of people have a purer soul than you."
Well, what can I say? I immediately decided to sell my soul for quite a tidy amount. It's not great but it'll do.
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Damn my stupid poncy soul. I have sex. I listen to rock music. I've tried drugs. Why is it so Godam pure?
Maybe it is reverse psychology, you will beleive you are still pure so try harder to be less pure and end it all with a drinking, gambling and sex spree in Vegas
My soul is worth £4422
Me an angel really! only 36% of people have a purer soul than me so I get £20080! (can't see how that happened though, me not that good really :-P )
Your soul is worth £8840. For your peace of mind, 80% of people have a purer soul than you.
That sucks a bit.
That sucks a bit.
Your soul is worth £49440. For your peace of mind, 6% of people have a purer soul than you.
That's all?
That's all?
Your soul is worth £32604. For your peace of mind, 13% of people have a purer soul than you.
Shocking. I really do need the money though. Tempting...
Shocking. I really do need the money though. Tempting...
TGMbloke wrote:
> How do they get the soul out?
With a rusty teaspoon and a portable vacuum cleaner (it's what the round bristley head is for)
> What do they do with it to make money?
They don't need the money, they're just collectors
> How can you genetically modify it?
RNA plasmids are introduced to your soul's cells, which then manufacture protien in a similar manner to the nucleus.
The only problem is making sure there's a good distribution throughout your soul, particularly as the don't divide in conjunction with normal cell growth.
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
It's like land, and all physical property
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?
Only after they've paid you
> How do they get the soul out?
With a rusty teaspoon and a portable vacuum cleaner (it's what the round bristley head is for)
> What do they do with it to make money?
They don't need the money, they're just collectors
> How can you genetically modify it?
RNA plasmids are introduced to your soul's cells, which then manufacture protien in a similar manner to the nucleus.
The only problem is making sure there's a good distribution throughout your soul, particularly as the don't divide in conjunction with normal cell growth.
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
It's like land, and all physical property
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?
Only after they've paid you
Didn't The Simpsons teach you stupid kids anything?
TGMbloke wrote:
> This is sick.
>
> How do they get the soul out?
> What do they do with it to make money?
> How can you genetically modify it?
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?
I think it is a big pish take hoax, at least thats what I gathered.
> This is sick.
>
> How do they get the soul out?
> What do they do with it to make money?
> How can you genetically modify it?
> Do we even own it in the first place to sell it?
> Does this mean they could take it without us knowing?
I think it is a big pish take hoax, at least thats what I gathered.
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