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I am gonna write my first one of these skits, dedicated to ME, I may add a few of you so that I can kill you :)
This will have nothing too do with games at all!
** Pittodrie Stadium home of Aberdeen Football Club **
As SHEEPY sat down onto the glourious red seat of the Main Stand at Pittodrie, he noticed a pair of sunglasses lying under his seat, "That is quite weird" since it is never sunny in Aberdeen, so he picked them up and had a good look at them (as you would).
On one of the lenses it had proberty of Mr Grix Thraves. " Very Interesting" said SHEEPY, "What would Grix be doing here?" he placed the glasses on!
WOW said SHEEPY, (Like a scene out of M:I:2, the glasses were talking and showing a clip)!
" Mr Grix Thraves this is your mission if you choose to except it, Travel to Aberdeen, visit Pittodrie Stadium. At 2:30 start proceeding to commentry box C, it will be empty, at 2:50 you will see the enemy meka_dragon entering his seat, your objective is too anialate him, and stop him winning more Gameadays for the future so yourself will be victor" from Grix's Brain.
MMMMMMMM said SHEEPY with a hint of evil in his eye!
If i was too destroy Grix and meka i could gain the most gameaday wins! but what about the others (FM, Ant, Dan2k1, Golden Rhino, Jimmy, Mattyboy and Pb) but what about SNIPER, oh no worries he will not threaten my plan!
BA HA BA HA BA HA
** Commenterary Box C **
SHEEPY walks in on Grix and meka fighting on the ground, he enters the room slowly and with a swif blow to the back of their heads the pair of them fell to the ground! 2 down more to go!
What will I do about the rest of them, they would never be here would they? WRONG and to SHEEPY'S astonishment he saw a bus with " SR BUS ". Then it clicked it was the day out for SR and gameaday winners. (why they went to Pittodrie does not matter)
He looked at the bus, and everyone leave! He saw them all including Ali and Tony! mmmmmmmmmm how to destroy them says SHEEPY, without Tony there would be no gameaday and without Ali he could not pick me too win, but wait a second there is that new guy Joe, and he is not there he can pick me too win!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA BA
** Beside the car pack (and a field full of sheep) **
SHEEPY creeps up behind the group of them, SHEEPY puts on his cunning face, he quickly opens the gate to the field and at the top of his voice shouts POWER OF THE SHEEP the flock charge at them!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA the group lay helpless on the ground, GAMEADAY is mine every day BA HA BA HA
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO not you!
Thats right SHEEPY you thought I would not be any troublr to you and your plan, well its lucky I went to the tolilet! HA HA HA now eat this you crap piece of lamb!!!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOO cried SNIPER :P I forgot to put bullets in my gun, and with a swift crack on the head with the foot of SHEEPYS mate SNIPER hit the ground like a bag of tatties!
BA HA BA HA BA HA nothing can stop me! POWER OF THE SHEEP and with that Aberdeen scored!
Could life get any better said SHEEPY! :)
Thanks for reading, if you did! That was my first attempt and I liked it so there! I tried to involve everyone!
I especially like the bit where you're talking about who's will threaten your plan, and you said SNIPER, and then you said that he will be no threat to your plan!! It made me LOL!!
Well done.
I can see it now.....
Sheepy and the herd are planning an attack, a substantial raid on the bastion of Gameaday held by the current list of Gameaday winners.
But just as he is about to bleat out the attack orders, a strange humming sound buzzes through the air, and the herd shifts uneasily.
Then, out of the blue sky, the green ray of Mint Sauce death, launched by various satellites set in geostationary orbit by the Winnders, rains down upon them, welding their fleeces to the ground.
The Sheepy and the herd is no more. He has been 'Minced'.
I am gonna write my first one of these skits, dedicated to ME, I may add a few of you so that I can kill you :)
This will have nothing too do with games at all!
** Pittodrie Stadium home of Aberdeen Football Club **
As SHEEPY sat down onto the glourious red seat of the Main Stand at Pittodrie, he noticed a pair of sunglasses lying under his seat, "That is quite weird" since it is never sunny in Aberdeen, so he picked them up and had a good look at them (as you would).
On one of the lenses it had proberty of Mr Grix Thraves. " Very Interesting" said SHEEPY, "What would Grix be doing here?" he placed the glasses on!
WOW said SHEEPY, (Like a scene out of M:I:2, the glasses were talking and showing a clip)!
" Mr Grix Thraves this is your mission if you choose to except it, Travel to Aberdeen, visit Pittodrie Stadium. At 2:30 start proceeding to commentry box C, it will be empty, at 2:50 you will see the enemy meka_dragon entering his seat, your objective is too anialate him, and stop him winning more Gameadays for the future so yourself will be victor" from Grix's Brain.
MMMMMMMM said SHEEPY with a hint of evil in his eye!
If i was too destroy Grix and meka i could gain the most gameaday wins! but what about the others (FM, Ant, Dan2k1, Golden Rhino, Jimmy, Mattyboy and Pb) but what about SNIPER, oh no worries he will not threaten my plan!
BA HA BA HA BA HA
** Commenterary Box C **
SHEEPY walks in on Grix and meka fighting on the ground, he enters the room slowly and with a swif blow to the back of their heads the pair of them fell to the ground! 2 down more to go!
What will I do about the rest of them, they would never be here would they? WRONG and to SHEEPY'S astonishment he saw a bus with " SR BUS ". Then it clicked it was the day out for SR and gameaday winners. (why they went to Pittodrie does not matter)
He looked at the bus, and everyone leave! He saw them all including Ali and Tony! mmmmmmmmmm how to destroy them says SHEEPY, without Tony there would be no gameaday and without Ali he could not pick me too win, but wait a second there is that new guy Joe, and he is not there he can pick me too win!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA BA
** Beside the car pack (and a field full of sheep) **
SHEEPY creeps up behind the group of them, SHEEPY puts on his cunning face, he quickly opens the gate to the field and at the top of his voice shouts POWER OF THE SHEEP the flock charge at them!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA the group lay helpless on the ground, GAMEADAY is mine every day BA HA BA HA
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO not you!
Thats right SHEEPY you thought I would not be any troublr to you and your plan, well its lucky I went to the tolilet! HA HA HA now eat this you crap piece of lamb!!!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOO cried SNIPER :P I forgot to put bullets in my gun, and with a swift crack on the head with the foot of SHEEPYS mate SNIPER hit the ground like a bag of tatties!
BA HA BA HA BA HA nothing can stop me! POWER OF THE SHEEP and with that Aberdeen scored!
Could life get any better said SHEEPY! :)
Thanks for reading, if you did! That was my first attempt and I liked it so there! I tried to involve everyone!