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Some of you may have already seen this, but I spent ages doing it so I want everyone to see it :)
I am gonna write my first one of these skits, dedicated to ME, I may add a few of you so that I can kill you :)
This will have nothing too do with games at all!
** Pittodrie Stadium home of Aberdeen Football Club **
As SHEEPY sat down onto the glourious red seat of the Main Stand at Pittodrie, he noticed a pair of sunglasses lying under his seat, "That is quite weird" since it is never sunny in Aberdeen, so he picked them up and had a good look at them (as you would).
On one of the lenses it had proberty of Mr Grix Thraves. " Very Interesting" said SHEEPY, "What would Grix be doing here?" he placed the glasses on!
WOW said SHEEPY, (Like a scene out of M:I:2, the glasses were talking and showing a clip)!
" Mr Grix Thraves this is your mission if you choose to except it, Travel to Aberdeen, visit Pittodrie Stadium. At 2:30 start proceeding to commentry box C, it will be empty, at 2:50 you will see the enemy meka_dragon entering his seat, your objective is too anialate him, and stop him winning more Gameadays for the future so yourself will be victor" from Grix's Brain.
MMMMMMMM said SHEEPY with a hint of evil in his eye!
If i was too destroy Grix and meka i could gain the most gameaday wins! but what about the others (FM, Ant, Dan2k1, Golden Rhino, Jimmy, Mattyboy and Pb) but what about SNIPER, oh no worries he will not threaten my plan!
BA HA BA HA BA HA
** Commenterary Box C **
SHEEPY walks in on Grix and meka fighting on the ground, he enters the room slowly and with a swif blow to the back of their heads the pair of them fell to the ground! 2 down more to go!
What will I do about the rest of them, they would never be here would they? WRONG and to SHEEPY'S astonishment he saw a bus with " SR BUS ". Then it clicked it was the day out for SR and gameaday winners. (why they went to Pittodrie does not matter)
He looked at the bus, and everyone leave! He saw them all including Ali and Tony! mmmmmmmmmm how to destroy them says SHEEPY, without Tony there would be no gameaday and without Ali he could not pick me too win, but wait a second there is that new guy Joe, and he is not there he can pick me too win!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA BA
** Beside the car pack (and a field full of sheep) **
SHEEPY creeps up behind the group of them, SHEEPY puts on his cunning face, he quickly opens the gate to the field and at the top of his voice shouts POWER OF THE SHEEP the flock charge at them!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA the group lay helpless on the ground, GAMEADAY is mine every day BA HA BA HA
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO not you!
Thats right SHEEPY you thought I would not be any troublr to you and your plan, well its lucky I went to the tolilet! HA HA HA now eat this you crap piece of lamb!!!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOO cried SNIPER :P I forgot to put bullets in my gun, and with a swift crack on the head with the foot of SHEEPYS mate SNIPER hit the ground like a bag of tatties!
BA HA BA HA BA HA nothing can stop me! POWER OF THE SHEEP and with that Aberdeen scored!
Could life get any better said SHEEPY! :)
Thanks for reading, if you did! That was my first attempt and I liked it so there! I tried to involve everyone!
I am gonna write my first one of these skits, dedicated to ME, I may add a few of you so that I can kill you :)
This will have nothing too do with games at all!
** Pittodrie Stadium home of Aberdeen Football Club **
As SHEEPY sat down onto the glourious red seat of the Main Stand at Pittodrie, he noticed a pair of sunglasses lying under his seat, "That is quite weird" since it is never sunny in Aberdeen, so he picked them up and had a good look at them (as you would).
On one of the lenses it had proberty of Mr Grix Thraves. " Very Interesting" said SHEEPY, "What would Grix be doing here?" he placed the glasses on!
WOW said SHEEPY, (Like a scene out of M:I:2, the glasses were talking and showing a clip)!
" Mr Grix Thraves this is your mission if you choose to except it, Travel to Aberdeen, visit Pittodrie Stadium. At 2:30 start proceeding to commentry box C, it will be empty, at 2:50 you will see the enemy meka_dragon entering his seat, your objective is too anialate him, and stop him winning more Gameadays for the future so yourself will be victor" from Grix's Brain.
MMMMMMMM said SHEEPY with a hint of evil in his eye!
If i was too destroy Grix and meka i could gain the most gameaday wins! but what about the others (FM, Ant, Dan2k1, Golden Rhino, Jimmy, Mattyboy and Pb) but what about SNIPER, oh no worries he will not threaten my plan!
BA HA BA HA BA HA
** Commenterary Box C **
SHEEPY walks in on Grix and meka fighting on the ground, he enters the room slowly and with a swif blow to the back of their heads the pair of them fell to the ground! 2 down more to go!
What will I do about the rest of them, they would never be here would they? WRONG and to SHEEPY'S astonishment he saw a bus with " SR BUS ". Then it clicked it was the day out for SR and gameaday winners. (why they went to Pittodrie does not matter)
He looked at the bus, and everyone leave! He saw them all including Ali and Tony! mmmmmmmmmm how to destroy them says SHEEPY, without Tony there would be no gameaday and without Ali he could not pick me too win, but wait a second there is that new guy Joe, and he is not there he can pick me too win!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA BA
** Beside the car pack (and a field full of sheep) **
SHEEPY creeps up behind the group of them, SHEEPY puts on his cunning face, he quickly opens the gate to the field and at the top of his voice shouts POWER OF THE SHEEP the flock charge at them!
BA HA BA HA BA HA BA HA the group lay helpless on the ground, GAMEADAY is mine every day BA HA BA HA
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO not you!
Thats right SHEEPY you thought I would not be any troublr to you and your plan, well its lucky I went to the tolilet! HA HA HA now eat this you crap piece of lamb!!!!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOO cried SNIPER :P I forgot to put bullets in my gun, and with a swift crack on the head with the foot of SHEEPYS mate SNIPER hit the ground like a bag of tatties!
BA HA BA HA BA HA nothing can stop me! POWER OF THE SHEEP and with that Aberdeen scored!
Could life get any better said SHEEPY! :)
Thanks for reading, if you did! That was my first attempt and I liked it so there! I tried to involve everyone!
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Sounds good. I'll book the bus. :-)
Actually, with the imminent closure of every country area due to foot and mouth I think it would be a visit to a city, otherwise everyone will end up in quarantine!
Actually, with the imminent closure of every country area due to foot and mouth I think it would be a visit to a city, otherwise everyone will end up in quarantine!
I think we really should have an SR day out.
We hire a coach, and it goes around the country to various pickup points, and then drops us all off at Harlow, where Tony can show us around SR Towers to meet everyone, then we break for a packed lunch (or sugar, in Ant's case), then we get to meet Ali, Joe and the Webmaster, then we get to view the warehouse and how the operation works, and finally, as we all go home at the end of the day, Ali stands at the door and hands us all a PS2 and 10 games to go home with as a farewell gesture.
FM: Costly ideas since 1966
We hire a coach, and it goes around the country to various pickup points, and then drops us all off at Harlow, where Tony can show us around SR Towers to meet everyone, then we break for a packed lunch (or sugar, in Ant's case), then we get to meet Ali, Joe and the Webmaster, then we get to view the warehouse and how the operation works, and finally, as we all go home at the end of the day, Ali stands at the door and hands us all a PS2 and 10 games to go home with as a farewell gesture.
FM: Costly ideas since 1966
** meant to be myself and ALI **
SR DAY OUT!
As the bus was driving up a steep hill, it sudddenly swered out of control and was hanging off a cliff!
SNIPER YOU IDIOT shouted Grix, you nearly killed us, stop plaing tiddlewinks when you are driving!
QUIET NOBODY MOVE SHOUTED TONY! right we are going to all move very slow out the back of the bus! one at a time!
We will start with myself and Tony because we run Gameaday, we will then all go by who has won gameaday the most!
Everyone is nearly out (Grix, meka, FM, Ant, Dan2K1, Jimmy, Mattyboy, Pb, SHEEPY, golden rhino etc.)
**The bus then plumits to the bottom in a massive fireball**
On board was SNIPER :) and a bunch of newbies!
POWER OF THE SHEEP
As the bus was driving up a steep hill, it sudddenly swered out of control and was hanging off a cliff!
SNIPER YOU IDIOT shouted Grix, you nearly killed us, stop plaing tiddlewinks when you are driving!
QUIET NOBODY MOVE SHOUTED TONY! right we are going to all move very slow out the back of the bus! one at a time!
We will start with myself and Tony because we run Gameaday, we will then all go by who has won gameaday the most!
Everyone is nearly out (Grix, meka, FM, Ant, Dan2K1, Jimmy, Mattyboy, Pb, SHEEPY, golden rhino etc.)
**The bus then plumits to the bottom in a massive fireball**
On board was SNIPER :) and a bunch of newbies!
POWER OF THE SHEEP
The only survivor was a GBA, who looked up at the shattered remains of his forefathers and said "Why, God, why. Take me instead."
Oh, and Ali survived to tell everyone what happened, but then it looked like it was all his fault.
Oh, and Ali survived to tell everyone what happened, but then it looked like it was all his fault.
They've lost it all of them.
Alternate SR Day Out:
Monkeyman was driving the bus and laughing manically as he sped it over some cliffs - onto SR Towers. Then the bus blew up. Then he laughed some more. "Hahaha", he said.
I think I've finally lost it
Monkeyman was driving the bus and laughing manically as he sped it over some cliffs - onto SR Towers. Then the bus blew up. Then he laughed some more. "Hahaha", he said.
I think I've finally lost it
SR Day Out!
All of the regulars had boarded the bus, and had begun to get excited about their week long seaside holiday.
SNIPER chirped out from the back "Gee whizz guys I'm so happy and excited, I just want to sing:
We're all goin' on a,
Summer holiday..."
Suddenly the bus broke sharply, and as SNIPER was standing at the time, he flew forward, and right through the windscreen.
He lay in the road just in front of the bus, his flesh torn and oozing, but still alive, then a large truck spun out of control, hitting the bus, and it ran over SNIPER. Every bone in his body gave way with a *click*
All of the regulars had boarded the bus, and had begun to get excited about their week long seaside holiday.
SNIPER chirped out from the back "Gee whizz guys I'm so happy and excited, I just want to sing:
We're all goin' on a,
Summer holiday..."
Suddenly the bus broke sharply, and as SNIPER was standing at the time, he flew forward, and right through the windscreen.
He lay in the road just in front of the bus, his flesh torn and oozing, but still alive, then a large truck spun out of control, hitting the bus, and it ran over SNIPER. Every bone in his body gave way with a *click*
FM is indestructible.
Only cigarettes and bad living can destroy him.
But that's half the fun.
Only cigarettes and bad living can destroy him.
But that's half the fun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In my sequel I am going to go into depth on how FantasyMeister gets destroyed!
POWER OF THE SHEEP
In my sequel I am going to go into depth on how FantasyMeister gets destroyed!
POWER OF THE SHEEP
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