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Hedfix - Finally gets a job and dies of shock.
EL ® ö B ì Ñ - Goes to the beach and gets snagged on a rogue American, dies as American drags his fat butt up the beach.
Belldandy - Becomes 'Dutch boy' and mysteriously dies during a bust.
DW - Staffies decide to reduce his stat(ure) Boxing Helena style. Found in a puddle of his own Hero pee.
Clazon - Opens a motel with his grandmother Memo. Dies in a war of words.
ßora† SagdiyeV - Beheaded by Sacha Cohen usisng a boyakasamurai sword.
Blank - Is locked in a room and explodes due to pent up sarcasm.
cookie monster - Is permanently blocked by WS using a baseball bat.
Kiriyama - User Banned! - Is reported to death by Hedfix. True story.
Lipe - Is invited to enter a cage before DW. Gets minced as cage is a gerbil cage.
Notorious Biggles - Executed trying to sneak up on MI5 postman.
Memorandum - Found dead and handcuffed to a surprisingly coherent and literate tramp.
Goatboy - Implodes as Bell is temporarily made President of the World.
English_Bloke - Can't resist abusing his powers in-order to kill Chris Evans. Is run over by a drunk Billy whilst leaving. Inquest finds the only crime was the abuse of powers.
Timmargh - Bury's El Robin at the far end of a carpark. Is then complimented to death by Angel.
gamezfreak - Only a copy of Phantom Crash and a bloody stain on the carpet are ever found.
KR - Strangled with a pair of tights during a ladder match.
Kyz - User Banned! - Banned by God from existence. Comes back as some little irish fella...
Black Demon - Goes on a power trip but fits the wrong amp.
Twain - Drowns in a river of his own making.
@ng3l - Goes to SR christmas party wearing a T-shirt plugging a certain website - becomes the main course.
Unbeliever - Didn't believe the light was red.
the_aoe_slaught - Is trained to kill, decides to practice on himself.
Mystique - Loses a lethal fight to Alterego Miss-Tique
froots - Claims he invented everything. Checks his afterlife is copyrighted to him.
Dark Mark™ - Killed by a book of song lyrics. Music does kill.
Tiltawhirl - Murdered by an over-zealous Vince "nobody steals my moves" McMahon.
Valentino Rossi - Is mistaken for an icecream and eaten by @ngel.
Vincent Vega - Sent back into Street Fighter 2. Game is then turned off.
Herr Dark Wolf - Gets caught in a never ending loop of word association.
Ms NY - Dies of indecision. 'Decision' being a large Great White.
gerrod - Last words: "OMG your ASS is in the way! I can't breathe!"
AfroJoe - Accidentally killed by Mr Magoo with a hedge trimmer
Ashley - Spontaneously combusts
Icarus - His private plane clips some 'microsystems' building and crashes.
Spanky - Killed by an over-zealous Lucy Lu
monkey_man - Loses a fight with Reel Big Fish.
Sonorous - Eaten by a whale.
Tribute - User Banned! - Dies in prison. LAst thing he sees is '|||'
ÂLŠ†ÂÎR - ALAS not enough AIR.
Stryke - Murdered after starting a fight with an angry umpire who wouldn't shut up about his name.
Der Nazi - Ended by a Braun power tool.
Lil Ginge - Chokes on some Garlic Bread
tigamilla - Wears shorts which cut off his circulation.
Azul - Sectioned for rest of life. Repeated the word 'Robin' endlessly.
Maverick42 - Found dead in bed clutching a cube pad. Ashes are delivered in a Gamecube.
RoJ - Foolishly accepts a pretzel from a cornerstone of foolishness.
Grandprix - Stolen and made into watches by thieves.
Fishtobeking - Becomes King but is assasinated by a poisson chalice.
SHEEPY - Bleaten to death by a disgruntled yellow hedge.
Cyclone - Dies of chronic wind
Ant - Trampled on a hill.
Whitestripes DX - Crushed by a bland wall.
Jackus - Put away 'Godfather golfclub style' by El Robin
Hercules! - User Banned! - Dies in operation to become Xena.
The sagacious one - Trips over his own Saggyness and off a cliff.
Mr Pínk - Killed by a Steve Buscemi look-a-like
Scopey - Forgets his rifle. The highway troopers didn't
Black Glove - Is worn by bigfoot.
Dr Duck - Burnsout too young.
Mr Snuggly - All that is found is a copy of Fire Pro Wrestling and a gimp mask.
Asher D - Lethally emasculated by an insomniac and a mysterious yellow woman wielding broken LPs.
Sfone - Killed by a flaming cat
Insane Bartender - Meets Peter Stringfellow: the result is like Dark Matter meeting normal matter - they cancel one another out.
The craziest Col... - Cries and thus feels compelled to end it all.
Monkey_With_Atti... - 'Dehydrated' was the polite term the coroner used.
TGMbloke - Run over by a runaway eggbasket in green molasses.
EL ® ö B ì Ñ - Goes to the beach and gets snagged on a rogue American, dies as American drags his fat butt up the beach.
Belldandy - Becomes 'Dutch boy' and mysteriously dies during a bust.
DW - Staffies decide to reduce his stat(ure) Boxing Helena style. Found in a puddle of his own Hero pee.
Clazon - Opens a motel with his grandmother Memo. Dies in a war of words.
ßora† SagdiyeV - Beheaded by Sacha Cohen usisng a boyakasamurai sword.
Blank - Is locked in a room and explodes due to pent up sarcasm.
cookie monster - Is permanently blocked by WS using a baseball bat.
Kiriyama - User Banned! - Is reported to death by Hedfix. True story.
Lipe - Is invited to enter a cage before DW. Gets minced as cage is a gerbil cage.
Notorious Biggles - Executed trying to sneak up on MI5 postman.
Memorandum - Found dead and handcuffed to a surprisingly coherent and literate tramp.
Goatboy - Implodes as Bell is temporarily made President of the World.
English_Bloke - Can't resist abusing his powers in-order to kill Chris Evans. Is run over by a drunk Billy whilst leaving. Inquest finds the only crime was the abuse of powers.
Timmargh - Bury's El Robin at the far end of a carpark. Is then complimented to death by Angel.
gamezfreak - Only a copy of Phantom Crash and a bloody stain on the carpet are ever found.
KR - Strangled with a pair of tights during a ladder match.
Kyz - User Banned! - Banned by God from existence. Comes back as some little irish fella...
Black Demon - Goes on a power trip but fits the wrong amp.
Twain - Drowns in a river of his own making.
@ng3l - Goes to SR christmas party wearing a T-shirt plugging a certain website - becomes the main course.
Unbeliever - Didn't believe the light was red.
the_aoe_slaught - Is trained to kill, decides to practice on himself.
Mystique - Loses a lethal fight to Alterego Miss-Tique
froots - Claims he invented everything. Checks his afterlife is copyrighted to him.
Dark Mark™ - Killed by a book of song lyrics. Music does kill.
Tiltawhirl - Murdered by an over-zealous Vince "nobody steals my moves" McMahon.
Valentino Rossi - Is mistaken for an icecream and eaten by @ngel.
Vincent Vega - Sent back into Street Fighter 2. Game is then turned off.
Herr Dark Wolf - Gets caught in a never ending loop of word association.
Ms NY - Dies of indecision. 'Decision' being a large Great White.
gerrod - Last words: "OMG your ASS is in the way! I can't breathe!"
AfroJoe - Accidentally killed by Mr Magoo with a hedge trimmer
Ashley - Spontaneously combusts
Icarus - His private plane clips some 'microsystems' building and crashes.
Spanky - Killed by an over-zealous Lucy Lu
monkey_man - Loses a fight with Reel Big Fish.
Sonorous - Eaten by a whale.
Tribute - User Banned! - Dies in prison. LAst thing he sees is '|||'
ÂLŠ†ÂÎR - ALAS not enough AIR.
Stryke - Murdered after starting a fight with an angry umpire who wouldn't shut up about his name.
Der Nazi - Ended by a Braun power tool.
Lil Ginge - Chokes on some Garlic Bread
tigamilla - Wears shorts which cut off his circulation.
Azul - Sectioned for rest of life. Repeated the word 'Robin' endlessly.
Maverick42 - Found dead in bed clutching a cube pad. Ashes are delivered in a Gamecube.
RoJ - Foolishly accepts a pretzel from a cornerstone of foolishness.
Grandprix - Stolen and made into watches by thieves.
Fishtobeking - Becomes King but is assasinated by a poisson chalice.
SHEEPY - Bleaten to death by a disgruntled yellow hedge.
Cyclone - Dies of chronic wind
Ant - Trampled on a hill.
Whitestripes DX - Crushed by a bland wall.
Jackus - Put away 'Godfather golfclub style' by El Robin
Hercules! - User Banned! - Dies in operation to become Xena.
The sagacious one - Trips over his own Saggyness and off a cliff.
Mr Pínk - Killed by a Steve Buscemi look-a-like
Scopey - Forgets his rifle. The highway troopers didn't
Black Glove - Is worn by bigfoot.
Dr Duck - Burnsout too young.
Mr Snuggly - All that is found is a copy of Fire Pro Wrestling and a gimp mask.
Asher D - Lethally emasculated by an insomniac and a mysterious yellow woman wielding broken LPs.
Sfone - Killed by a flaming cat
Insane Bartender - Meets Peter Stringfellow: the result is like Dark Matter meeting normal matter - they cancel one another out.
The craziest Col... - Cries and thus feels compelled to end it all.
Monkey_With_Atti... - 'Dehydrated' was the polite term the coroner used.
TGMbloke - Run over by a runaway eggbasket in green molasses.
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Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Fiery salamander - dies with a smile while s**ging Jennifer Lopez
There's no need to be ashamed that you like singing Jennifer Lopez songs in your spare time, we all have our own weird little things that we like.
> Fiery salamander - dies with a smile while s**ging Jennifer Lopez
There's no need to be ashamed that you like singing Jennifer Lopez songs in your spare time, we all have our own weird little things that we like.
Hedfix wrote:
> Timmargh - Bury's El Robin at the far end of a carpark. Is then
> complimented to death by Angel.
Could be worse, I 'spose ...
> Timmargh - Bury's El Robin at the far end of a carpark. Is then
> complimented to death by Angel.
Could be worse, I 'spose ...
Hedfix wrote:
>Belldandy - Becomes 'Dutch boy' and mysteriously dies during a bust.
Nice comparison, but it was the other guy that died though (in series 1 anyway) :P
>Belldandy - Becomes 'Dutch boy' and mysteriously dies during a bust.
Nice comparison, but it was the other guy that died though (in series 1 anyway) :P
Swinging Jennifer Lopez? does she sound like a cat then or do you have a really big room to die in somewhere?
Rats. I was just about to make that joke.
You're going to die while singing Jennifer Lopez songs?
Fiery salamander - dies with a smile while s**ging Jennifer Lopez
This again? Shouldn't it be called "Death Thread #3" now?
You should really stop sniffing glue while under the influence of amphetamines.
*harrumph*
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