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EL ® ö B ì Ñ - Goes to the beach and gets snagged on a rogue American, dies as American drags his fat butt up the beach.
Belldandy - Becomes 'Dutch boy' and mysteriously dies during a bust.
DW - Staffies decide to reduce his stat(ure) Boxing Helena style. Found in a puddle of his own Hero pee.
Clazon - Opens a motel with his grandmother Memo. Dies in a war of words.
ßora† SagdiyeV - Beheaded by Sacha Cohen usisng a boyakasamurai sword.
Blank - Is locked in a room and explodes due to pent up sarcasm.
cookie monster - Is permanently blocked by WS using a baseball bat.
Kiriyama - User Banned! - Is reported to death by Hedfix. True story.
Lipe - Is invited to enter a cage before DW. Gets minced as cage is a gerbil cage.
Notorious Biggles - Executed trying to sneak up on MI5 postman.
Memorandum - Found dead and handcuffed to a surprisingly coherent and literate tramp.
Goatboy - Implodes as Bell is temporarily made President of the World.
English_Bloke - Can't resist abusing his powers in-order to kill Chris Evans. Is run over by a drunk Billy whilst leaving. Inquest finds the only crime was the abuse of powers.
Timmargh - Bury's El Robin at the far end of a carpark. Is then complimented to death by Angel.
gamezfreak - Only a copy of Phantom Crash and a bloody stain on the carpet are ever found.
KR - Strangled with a pair of tights during a ladder match.
Kyz - User Banned! - Banned by God from existence. Comes back as some little irish fella...
Black Demon - Goes on a power trip but fits the wrong amp.
Twain - Drowns in a river of his own making.
@ng3l - Goes to SR christmas party wearing a T-shirt plugging a certain website - becomes the main course.
Unbeliever - Didn't believe the light was red.
the_aoe_slaught - Is trained to kill, decides to practice on himself.
Mystique - Loses a lethal fight to Alterego Miss-Tique
froots - Claims he invented everything. Checks his afterlife is copyrighted to him.
Dark Mark™ - Killed by a book of song lyrics. Music does kill.
Tiltawhirl - Murdered by an over-zealous Vince "nobody steals my moves" McMahon.
Valentino Rossi - Is mistaken for an icecream and eaten by @ngel.
Vincent Vega - Sent back into Street Fighter 2. Game is then turned off.
Herr Dark Wolf - Gets caught in a never ending loop of word association.
Ms NY - Dies of indecision. 'Decision' being a large Great White.
gerrod - Last words: "OMG your ASS is in the way! I can't breathe!"
AfroJoe - Accidentally killed by Mr Magoo with a hedge trimmer
Ashley - Spontaneously combusts
Icarus - His private plane clips some 'microsystems' building and crashes.
Spanky - Killed by an over-zealous Lucy Lu
monkey_man - Loses a fight with Reel Big Fish.
Sonorous - Eaten by a whale.
Tribute - User Banned! - Dies in prison. LAst thing he sees is '|||'
ÂLІÂÎR - ALAS not enough AIR.
Stryke - Murdered after starting a fight with an angry umpire who wouldn't shut up about his name.
Der Nazi - Ended by a Braun power tool.
Lil Ginge - Chokes on some Garlic Bread
tigamilla - Wears shorts which cut off his circulation.
Azul - Sectioned for rest of life. Repeated the word 'Robin' endlessly.
Maverick42 - Found dead in bed clutching a cube pad. Ashes are delivered in a Gamecube.
RoJ - Foolishly accepts a pretzel from a cornerstone of foolishness.
Grandprix - Stolen and made into watches by thieves.
Fishtobeking - Becomes King but is assasinated by a poisson chalice.
SHEEPY - Bleaten to death by a disgruntled yellow hedge.
Cyclone - Dies of chronic wind
Ant - Trampled on a hill.
Whitestripes DX - Crushed by a bland wall.
Jackus - Put away 'Godfather golfclub style' by El Robin
Hercules! - User Banned! - Dies in operation to become Xena.
The sagacious one - Trips over his own Saggyness and off a cliff.
Mr Pínk - Killed by a Steve Buscemi look-a-like
Scopey - Forgets his rifle. The highway troopers didn't
Black Glove - Is worn by bigfoot.
Dr Duck - Burnsout too young.
Mr Snuggly - All that is found is a copy of Fire Pro Wrestling and a gimp mask.
Asher D - Lethally emasculated by an insomniac and a mysterious yellow woman wielding broken LPs.
Sfone - Killed by a flaming cat
Insane Bartender - Meets Peter Stringfellow: the result is like Dark Matter meeting normal matter - they cancel one another out.
The craziest Col... - Cries and thus feels compelled to end it all.
Monkey_With_Atti... - 'Dehydrated' was the polite term the coroner used.
TGMbloke - Run over by a runaway eggbasket in green molasses.
Yet.
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> Sexually transmitted diseases - the death of the finest.
Eeeeeewwwwww
> >Sfone - Killed by a flaming cat
>
> I guess the pusy was too hot for Sfone.
Sexually transmitted diseases - the death of the finest.
> Monkey_With_Atti... - 'Dehydrated' was the polite term the coroner
> used.
That's why I cut down in hot countrys.
Thanks for letting me know. Bo bakatcha!
I guess the pusy was too hot for Sfone.
*Snort snort
bad circulation indeed...