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Look, there he is. That is what you're subjecting gaming to. We can literally hear Gunpei Yoki turning in his grave as his beloved GameBoy gets ready to play host to what can only be one of the most detestable creations ever: the Crazy Frog.
dtp, one of Germany's oldest and wisest publishers was given the rights today, allowing them to publish a range of Crazy Frog themed games on handheld systems, including the GBA.
"The Crazy Frog is one of the most popular licenses of today's entertainment market. It is an exciting project to apply all our developing and publishing experience", says dtp's CEO Thomas Baur.
It will be released during the 'Christmas period' and if it dares to get the Christmas No.1 we will seriously consider our love of gaming. Industry suicide is imminent, the Frog spares.
Oh no....
> If anyone on this site buys it, I'll personally hunt each and every
> one of you down myself.
>
> Seriously.
I'll help. Anything to flush out the crazy frog lovers.
Seriously.
> If you work in a game shop, you'll BURN every copy. Very slowly. Just
> for your GameBoy and Nintendo.
>
> (It's safe to say this game BELONGS on the PS2, however... ;) )
I'd get a job in a game shop just to stop people from buying this. Fun occurences would appear such as:
"I asked you to fill the shelves. Where are the new Gameboy Advance releases?"
"Stolen. So sad."
"Hi, I'd like to buy the Crazy Frog for my spoilt three year old son who doesn't know how to play games"
"Sorry, it's not out yet."
"But it's right there"
"But it's utter..."
It's either that, or we all go around the night before it's release and destroy EVERY SINGLE piece of advertising we come across... :I
If we can financially cripple the gimps willing to turn the license into a game, perhaps that'll send a message to all the koonts behind the every-other-advert ringtone-advertising campaign.
If you work in a game shop, you'll BURN every copy. Very slowly. Just for your GameBoy and Nintendo.
(It's safe to say this game BELONGS on the PS2, however... ;) )
*points*
You, Hedfix!